Seattle-based underground heroes The Spits bring their riotous roadshow to Mayday for an evening of face-melting, over-the-top Punk Rock theatrics, sure to please anyone who feels “Punk” ain’t what it used to be. Joining the melee is the progressive Punk band TV Ghost, a sludgy but no less abrasive crew from Lafayette, Ind., that, like The Spits, has put out records on esteemed Garage Punk imprint In the Red Records. Kicking off the night is Cincinnati’s contribution to the kick-ass modern Punk Zeitgeist, Vacation. Thursday, March 8. Showtime is 9 p.m. This is a rare ticketed event at Mayday — advanced tickets are $7 and available through Ticketfly.com. 4227 Spring Grove Ave., Northside. maydaynorthside.com.