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From Dictator to Queen
It’s hard to judge a biopic based on casting announcements, but news
that the film about iconic Queen singer Freddie Mercury is finally
moving forward with Sacha Baron Cohen in the lead is promising. Queen’s
Brian May announced that the film (first rumored in 2010) is set to
begin shooting in spring, with a possible release in early 2014. We know
Cohen looks good in hot pants thanks to Bruno, while Borat
proved he can rock a mustache harder than Burt Reynolds. Here’s hoping
he can sing better than he did as Borat (worst version of Kazakhstan’s
national anthem ever!).
WARM
Notta Whole Lotta Love
Singer Robert Plant recently got a little salty with reporters after, according to Rolling Stone,
an AP reporter dared to ask whether Led Zeppelin was planning any
reunion events.
It must get tiring to hear that question repeatedly for
30 years. There’s a time and a place for everything! Well, actually,
there couldn’t have been a better time nor place to ask such a question,
considering it came as the Zeppelin members were hosting a press conference about the film made from a reunion performance five years ago!
Plant called the poor reporter a “schmuck” for asking the perfectly
reasonable question and advised the rest of the assembled press to think
twice before asking “inane” questions about Zeppelin’s future (beyond,
of course, the movie of their reunion concert from which they’d like to
make millions).
COLD
Snoop Drops Integrity Like It’s Hot
Before last week, the funniest things about Hot Pockets were a)
people actually eat them and b) Jim Gaffigan’s signature stand-up bit
about actually eating them. Then came “Pocket Like It’s Hot,” the worst
example of selling out by a musician since Ludwig van Beethoven sold
rights to his “Fifth Symphony” to be used in soap commercials (“I need
some soap/What’s the best soap?”). The tune “Drop It Like It’s Hot” was
reworked by Snoop Dogg for an ad campaign by Hot Pockets in the
company’s latest effort to get people to believe their “snacks” don’t
taste like warmed-up cardboard. The commercial could do more damage to
Hip Hop than kids’ show Hip Hop Harry, those Fruity Pebbles commercials with a rappin’ Barney and the Method Man/Redman’s Right Guard commercials combined.
Not sure what to make of Snoop & his Hot Pocket ad! Hot pockets are one of the worse foods you could eat. High sodium, fat, over processed ingredients and more. But it's also their way of supporting (attracting) the stoner with munchies. As a Floydhead, I cringe at selling music for this kind of stuff, yet I also understand & get a kick (sometimes) out of the industry and how the ad men work music into some ads. At least they came up with a new song for the ad & worked in weed hints. Hope Snoop & the others made lots of green to buy some good green!