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1. "Do you want to go back to my place tonight? How do you like your eggs, scrambled or fertilized?"
— Pam Diebold, bartender at Arnold's, Downtown
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"Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you know what I'm here after."
— Margie Brown, bartender at York Street Cafe, Newport
3. "You're the shit that killed Elvis, baby."
— Amy Bacigalupo, bartender at Arlins, Clifton
4. "You're much prettier when you smile."
— Caroline Neese, bartender at Strauss Haus, Covington
5. "I was gay until I saw you."
— Seante Bullock, waitress at Nicholson's Tavern & Pub, Downtown
6. "You look like a present I want to unwrap."
— Noelle, bartender at Arnold's, Downtown
7. "Fat penguin." "What?" "I was trying to think of something to break the ice."
— Mystery Person
8. "Do you wash your pants in Windex? Cause I can see myself in them."
— Manda Griffin, bartender at Carlo and Johnny's, Kenwood
9. "Are you a pirate?" "No." "Well, ARRGH you here with anyone?"
— Rachel Newkirk, manager at Village Tavern, Montgomery
10. A guy licks his finger, puts it on your shirt and says: "Let's get you out of here and get you out of those wet clothes."
— Lori Eitel, bartender at Putter's Tavern & Grill, West Chester
