I'm a 15-year-old boy and I've never had a girlfriend and I wanted to ask you personally, how do you get girls? Like the best way to get them, so they think I'm interesting. I await your orders. --  

I'm a 21-year-old bisexual male who recently moved back home to Canada. For the last two months I was overseas I was involved with my first male partner. He was a virgin; I was not. He knew about my  

Holy cow, Dan! I totally disagree that there is a direct parallel between mugging old ladies and having unsafe sex with an HIV diagnosis. The old ladies have no way to protect themselves, whereas e  

One of my best friends was recently diagnosed with HIV. Since college, he's been on an unending sex conquest, hooking up with countless guys he meets online to engage in risky activities. My concern  

I'm a 24-year-old straight female. I just moved to a new city where I don't know anyone. So the other night I hung out with a 21-year-old jock from work. We went to a bar and eventually wound up bac  

I'm a thirtysomething, happily married woman except that I've never had satisfying, passionate sex with my husband. But I love him and am, for the most part, resigned. Here's where it gets complicat  

I have long enjoyed your advice, humor and politics. But I never thought I would need your advice, being a well-adjusted hetero chick. All that changed a few months ago when I got married. Before w  

I've just started dating a guy who's into being dominated. He also has quite the foot fetish. Problem is, I have zero experience with any sort of kinky sex. He's 35 and has been around the block, wh  

Last year I began a sexual relationship with someone from my university. He was graduating, so we just kept it light and had fun. Even though he's no longer here, we have kept in contact and get to  

I'm a 21-year-old hetero, two weeks from finishing my tour in Afghanistan, and I have a question about strip clubs. I live in St. Louis and enjoy the pleasures of East St. Louis as often as I can. O  

Being one of those poor uninsured types, I went to the Haight Ashbury Free Clinic in San Francisco to get some stuff in my throat checked out. I described my problems -- weird tonsil spots and a lum  

Any regrets about 2004? -- One Concerned Dude Regrets? I've had a few. I mean, I must have had a few, right? But thanks to short- and long-term memory loss -- I drove a nail into my own head in fo  

I'm a woman in an LTR. Recently I had a discussion about anal sex with my guy. Knowing that I was a little nervous, he was GGG and let me experiment on him first. Well, it worked out great, and we b  

My girlfriend and I have been together for two years, and while it's the best relationship I've ever been in, we're not sexually compatible. Her ideal amount of sex would be twice a month. For me th  

Gentle Readers: If there's ever been any doubt about how seriously I take my responsibilities, this column should lay 'em to rest. Not only am I sharing my advice-giving duties with a co-advisor th