I'm a 26-year-old gay guy with a strange fetish. Mine feels like it's the strangest one out there because I've never read anything about it anywhere. Consequently, I've always felt the embarrassed a  

Visiting my home state, I went to a favorite store where folks buy porn, buy sex toys or sit in "private" booths and watch XXX videos. It's always crawling with gay men such as myself looking for se  

I've always had a fantasy of playing with the limp body of an extremely beautiful woman who is pretending to be dead. Real death grosses me out. I've never had a problem meeting girls, but sometimes  

I'm a girl who really enjoys being fisted by my boyfriend. We don't do it too often because I worry that frequent or prolonged fisting will loosen me up too much. How much is too much? Could I becom  

I'm a 28-year-old guy. When I make out with a girl, I produce lots of pre-come. It's often so much that my pants get wet. And it's tons worse if there's petting involved. This can be very embarrassi  

My fetish is pretty unoriginal but has been lacking attention in your column for as long as I've been reading it. I have a breast fetish. More specifically, I like bigger-than-your-head breasts. Cou  

Tracking roughly the last year's worth of Savage Love, I noticed that you have published an average of 3.08 letters in each column. How many letters do you receive each week, on average? I am reall  

I wanted to let you know that your advice to DOM, the 29-year-old anxious to get it on with his legal-where-he-lives 16-year-old coworker, was spot on. When I was 14, I had a very satisfying sexual  

I was talking with my Rush Limbaugh-quoting uncle, and gay marriage came up. I told him that gay men and lesbians wanted nothing more then their human rights. I told him that telling part of the pop  

My boyfriend and I have Prince Alberts, enjoy sounding and sometimes use Prince's Wands. Recently, my boyfriend suggested that we try electro-stimulation, attaching electrodes to the ends of our so  

I know this isn't a sexy or even remotely enjoyable subject, but I could really use your advice. I'm an 18-year-old girl, though I can easily pass for 25. I'm pretty attractive (though I think ever  

My problem starts when I get an erection. Within seconds my cock starts to dribble this clear, sticky liquid. This happens every time I get stiff. I guess I thought it was normal. I've had no other  

You hate-spewing, body-image-fascism-promoting asshole. I'm a large woman. I read your two incredibly offensive columns about "girl love handles" and the supposed "health risks" of obesity. How dar  

I'm in a fairly new relationship. We've been together a year. The sex is great, but I worry that my guy will never be satisfied with just me. In his last relationship he had lots of girl-girl-guy t  

You had to know letters would pour in from women pissed off at your blatantly fat-phobic, sexist response to Butter with Your Rolls, the man who thought "girl love handles" created by low-rise jean