After nine months of swelling, mood swings and abstaining from beer, coffee and carnival rides, you’d think a woman could at least choose her method of giving birth. Not so, says the state of Ohio. Enter The Yoni Show (and yes, you read that right — “Yoni,” as in the Sanskrit word for vagina). Whether you’re a man, woman, parent or not, you can support the cause and get a night of entertainment at The Aquarius Star and its OM Café.