When the sound of "The Chicken Dance" being played on mechanical bells struck our ears, all the boys dropped their tools and ran outside to stop the truck and get an afternoon treat. It was the Gold Star Chilimobile coming down the street. So rare is the sight of a delivery truck, we barely know how to react to one.  

We at WWE! often blame our personal transgressions on our conservative, non-YP-friendly, poorly-led hometown (boredom has been proven to cause destructive tendencies in lab rats). But these excuses are about to be gone forever because — wait for it — the International Quilt Festival will move to Cincinnati starting in 2011! Whoot! Whoot! Whoot!