It could be argued, I suppose, that the dog reference in the title of John Travolta's latest mindless mainstream movie stands in higher regard than the pigs in 'Wild Hogs,' yet another abysmally bad broad comedy the dancing fool attached himself to recently. But even old dogs would have known to stay away from this piece of crap. Grade: F.  

Look, I'm not making any inappropriate allegations. All I'm saying is that, if Tony Scott has scandalous photos of Denzel Washington, it might explain a lot. This is what I'm trying to wrap my head around: How does one of the most universally respected actors of this generation come to trust this particular director? Grade: D.