Cincinnati Is One of the Best Cities for a Quickie — But Not That Kind

Cincinnati, you apparently make people horny for travel.

Share on Nextdoor
click to enlarge Cincinnati, you make people horny for travel. - Photo: Dave Morgan, Pexels
Photo: Dave Morgan, Pexels
Cincinnati, you make people horny for travel.

"Let's meet at 2 p.m. Thursday. It'll be so hot."

Americans apparently are saying things like that more frequently, but it's not because they're grabbing quickies at a cheap roadside motel (or maybe they are; we don't judge).

Instead, they're taking short, spontaneous trips to try to shake off the pandemic ennui and make up for nearly two years of restrictions — more playing hooky from work for a long weekend, less illicit lov-ah action.

And naturally, Cincinnati is right in the thick of things.

In Hotwire's 2021 index of "America's Best Cities for a Quickie," the travel company says that Cincinnati is No. 5 among mid-sized cities. Lexington and Cleveland also make the top 10 at No. 9 and No. 10, respectively.

The usual suspects -- New York City, Chicago, Los Angeles -- top the list of major cities, and Orlando is the small-town favorite on Hotwire's list (though we quibble a bit with Orlando being considered a "small town").

Hotwire surveyed 1,000 adults about their travel desires and examined 10,000 proprietary and public data points to determine its rankings. According to a press release, Hotwire says that "quickie" destinations have the following attributes:

  • Bang for your buck/value: high demand for 4- and 5-star accommodations, low rates for 4- and 5-star accommodations, biggest last-minute savings when booking
  • Things to do/leisure: number of restaurants, number of attractions, fewest rainy days
  • Ease of arrival/driveability: shortest drive for the most people

That said, those who are looking to steal away for a more traditional quickie may want to head to Dayton. Earlier this summer, LawnStarter named it the No. 8 horniest city in the United States.


Sign up for our weekly newsletters to get the latest on the news, things to do and places to eat delivered right to your inbox.

Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.


Scroll to read more Culture articles

Newsletters

Join CityBeat Newsletters

Subscribe now to get the latest news delivered right to your inbox.