The dumpster fire that is 2020 now has an official truck and, fittingly, it's full of literal human poo.
Local company Jolly Plumbing has named their septic truck "The Official Truck of 2020," saying in a release: "Let’s be real here. 2020 hasn’t been the year for anybody or anything. That trip to Paris you’ve been planning for years now. Pushed back. The concert you bought tickets for a year in advance. Cancelled. Months of no sports and throw in the current political landscape you can really only describe this year with one word. Honestly, words aren’t even needed. You can describe it with one emoji, ."
Jolly says the purpose of their septic truck is, basically, to move shit from one place to another — to put poo from your septic tank in a "permanent resting place to decompose and/or give back to the earth."
“Our hope is that maybe we’re doing our small part to bring an end to all the terrible things that have happened so it can go to its final resting place,” says company owner Brady Jolly, noting that the truck is also an apt mascot for this year after the great toilet paper shortage of 2020.
"It’s a direct correlation, when you have so much (shit) happen, you're going to use a lot of toilet paper," says the release.
Jolly says the truck, with its new official branding, is driving around doing its business...with your business. But they are working on organizing a tour for people to take photos with the vehicle, and they have zero worries about needing to enforce social distancing.
“It’s pretty common for people to stay 6 feet away from this thing,” Jolly says.
Learn more about Jolly Plumbing's septic truck at jollyplumbing.com.
