This party is definitely happening — like it actually is. Someone call Ja Rule.
The Mount Adams Pavilion is throwing an event called Fyre Festival 2.0 on July 27. Dubbed a “luxury music festival,” it will have city views and local DJs, plus live music from The SunBurners.
Mark your calendars and break out your FEMA tents.
According to the Pavilion, Fyre Fest 2.0 will include:
- "A gourmet cheese sandwich buffet complete with white bread, mayonnaise packets, slices of American cheese and bologna"
- A GIF photo booth where you and your friends can take photos that make it look like you're on the sandy beaches of Exuma
- Flamingo bongs
- Booze-infused shaved ice
- Specials on Cruzan rum buckets, White Claw and "mouthwash shots"
- A VIP tent (Charge it to your Magnises Card!)
- And Fyre Fest 2.0 merch like this T-shirt:
4 p.m.-2 a.m. July 27. Free admission. Mount Adams Pavilion, 949 Pavilion St., Mount Adams, facebook.com/mountadamspavilion.