Look, no one is happy that the Capitoline Wolf statue
was stolen from Eden Park last summer, but you’ve got to hand it to the bandit — it was impressive. The thief not only had to cut through four solid bronze paws, but also move the impossibly heavy statue without drawing attention from park-goers or city employees. Cincinnati Parks said the statue was removed around 8 p.m. on June 16, meaning it was still light enough outside for any onlookers to see the heist. Even still, a $50,000 reward was not enough to track down the 90-year-old gift from Italian dictator Benito Mussolini. cincinnatiparksfoundation.org.