Archives from 2015

Hilarious weed-smoking sloth makes smoking weed look fun; Kasich does something that kind of makes it sound possible for convicts to get jobs; feds mock lack of sensible immigration policy by making jokes about Santa's reindeer and more.

Tags: Opinion, John Kasich, Department of Agriculture, Saatchi & Saatchi, Peyton Manning

John Boehner's blog team uses Taylor Swift GIFs; Mayor Cranley enters Year 2 feeling smart, rich and accomplished; Keebler Company to bring new human jobs to Kentucky and so much more.

Tags: News Feature, John Boehner, John Cranley, Cincinnati Enquirer, Keebler Company, Bryan Price

Climate change BS still annoys us; Washington Post reminds us all to keep thinking of dreams in context of race; 9/11 first responders fight for health care because politicians are disgusting and more.

Tags: Opinion, Washington Post, Climate Change, Health Care, San Bernardino

Oakland A's pitcher imperils national security; Kasich takes time to focus on football fanboy issues; six- and seven-figure-income-having athletes; Time Warner Cable forces columnist to go meta to hit deadline.

Tags: Opinion, New York Times, Time Warner Cable, John Kasich, Sean Doolittle

Renewed interest in what others think fuels Cranley concert-promotion efforts; terrorist attacks in Paris prompt Rob Lowe to share immigration policy tips; uniforms make Bills and Jets look the same to colorblind fans; OSU sues Horseshoe Casino over atte

Tags: Opinion, John Cranley, Ohio State University, Horseshoe Casino, Rob Lowe, Bills, Jets

Election Day problems; Kentucky's new governor; military salutes at sporting games funded with tax dollars; Cleveland's disappointing sports tax news; Jeb Bush's story of email about Nazi-killing time travel

Tags: Opinion, Pentagon, Jeb Bush, Matt Bevin, Election Day 2015

American educators subtly use weather as device to advance their work-from-home agenda; Enquirer seeks story idea help, looks to most gullible readers for suggestions; report commissioned by parks tax supporters finds parks tax is a great idea; gu

Tags: Opinion, Barack Obama, Bengals, The Cincinnati Enquirer, Parks Tax

Indian Republican shares sex video with contacts list, then shares resignation letter; your lack of grammar skills is keeping you from getting laid; hiring event in Africa hundreds of years ago filled many labor positions, according to textbook; overlord

Tags: Opinion, Hillary Clinton, Wall Street Journal, Jud McMillin, McGraw-Hill, American Apparel

Hedge Fund manager with power to put profits over human lives does exactly that; Pope comes to America, informs members of Congress they suck at their jobs; black people only vote to get free stuff and noted election-rigger Jeb Bush knows it; Bill Nye go

Tags: Opinion, John Boehner, Bill Nye, Pope Francis, Jeb Bush, Martin Shkreli

We all know our Steelers-fan governor John Kasich has moved on from his days of being rabidly anti-abortion in order to focus on standing out amid the smelly pile that is the group of Republicans seeking nomination in the upcoming presidential election.

Tags: Opinion, The Enquirer, John Kasich, Mark Zuckerberg, Ben Carson, James T. Hammes

ResponsibleOhio debuts weird weed mascot named Buddy; 'Cincinnati Enquirer' finds new, innovative method to disappoint and sadden readership; overrated NFL quarterback acts like sports drink prevents concussions; Obama renames Mt. McKinley in honor of po

Tags: Opinion, Cincinnati Enquirer, ResponsibleOhio, Russell Wilson, Mt. McKinley, Denali

Local teacher uses racially charged humor to make pupils hate math early on; former NFL players teach younger generation how to best cover up lives of crime; drones full of things Americans can't get enough of complicate matters at prisons; Hillary Clint

Tags: Opinion, Hillary Clinton, NFL, Cincinnati Public Schools, Cris Carter

Jailed labor force financially benefits Clermont County; Shakespeare likely high on weed a lot; Papa John's settles with delivery drivers after shorting them for a while; Mayor Cranley appoints guy to Historic Conservation Board who loves tearing down ol

Tags: Opinion, John Cranley, Shakespeare, Rabbit Hash, Papa Johns, Shree Kulkarni

Robot umpires make their debut; a Texas man shoots an armadillo and receives instant karma; Kraft Singles launches a recall; the contents of the bottle in Sam DuBose's car is analyzed; and the New York Times explains why women feel cold in the off

Tags: Opinion

Many Americans grew sick and tired of University of Kentucky fans bragging and acting like they were the ones boxing out and draining three-pointers during the Wildcats’ impressive undefeated run through the regular college basketball season this year.

Tags: Opinion, University of Kentucky, Fountain Square, The Cincinnati Enquirer, ResponsibleOhio

If there is one thing that American grocery stores can agree on, it’s that they would rather see most of their unsold yet edible food go into the dumpster than the digestive system of people who for one reason or another can’t afford to purchase it.

Tags: Opinion, Brian Williams, Corey Knowlton, Trash Procedures, Maris Herold

Politics are a stupid sham because the people you get to choose from live lives nothing like yours, care little about how yours is going and spend all their time on the clock pandering and entertaining the rich so they can afford to run in future electio

Tags: Opinion, Hillary Clinton, Cincinnati Museum Center, Bill Clinton, Santa Ono, Loretta Sanchez

Forty-eight of Cincinnati’s 2,918 elevators are not up to code, according to records analyzed by an Enquirer reporter who probably was assigned an elevator investigation as punishment for doing something wrong.

Tags: Opinion

Local University Comes Up with Exceptionally Stupid Research Idea, Courts Help to Stop It

Tags: Opinion

Decriminalization of marijuana is going to happen all across the USA soon and make the present era seem similar to the last two or three years before stupid Prohibition ended back in the 1930s.

Tags: Opinion