Worst Day Ever!

Good news and bad news for fans of CBS TV's Two and a Half Men. Bad news first: The show has been canceled due to Charlie Sheen's continued unruliness/shit-talking about his boss. The good news: You can find a lot of the same situations and comedy over at coorslight.com.—-

The first driver to be ticketed for texting while driving thinks it's total horseshit, and The Enquirer thinks it's news. ROFL.

Gov. John Kasich's “Deregulation Tour '11” continues: Today's stop, higher education! Woooo!

Wisconsin union-crushing bill moves forward, then stalls due to Democrats' continued residence in Illinois.

UPDATE: This site is providing live updates, including a Barack Obama quote referencing the wearing of some gym shoes and joining the picket line should anything such as this happen. Barack said he ain't coming though.

Charlie Sheen in his finest role: