This New Year's Eve will have the best novelty NYE eyeglasses ever, perfectly designed for human eyeholes. So why waste your "2020" eyewear at an average Dec. 31 get-together, with champagne and some weak-ass sparklers or balloons or some shit? This New Year's Eve, Cincinnatians will be blessed with the ultimate intergalactic New Year's Eve party — Metal space monsters GWAR are bringing their “Use Your Collusion” holiday tour to town on the last night of 2019.
Openers Unearth and Savage Master will also be on hand to help you ring in 2020 in (gloriously campy and gory) style. Cincinnati is the finale of the holiday tour and we're one of only five dates on the mini-jaunt.
"Merry Xmas Human Scum!" starts a press release from the alien Metal gods regarding the tour. "So you’ve finally wiped your chin clean of Santa’s jolly old 'elf gravy' and finished shoveling your faces full of baked goods. Well, your Lords and Masters GWAR are set to bring their very special brand of holiday cheer to your shit hole town!"
8 p.m. Tuesday, Dec. 31. $25. Bogart’s, 2621 Vine St., Corryville, bogarts.com
