Notes: We all know, love, and frequently forget about Chuck Norris. Why? Because he's too menacing to keep in the mind for longer than a brief interval. After hearing about the foiled terrorist plot to blow up more planes, I started worrying. What if security doesn't catch the next batch of bombers What if there's another 911? Can we count on our intelligence? I don't have all the answers, but I do know one man we can count on. Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is the only entity I know that can win the war on terror. Just watch reruns of Walker, Texas Ranger you'll know what I'm talking about.
A Whole Lot More Chuck Norris - Click Here to Listen
By: Jake Speed
August 13, 2006
You can try to blow us up, you can threaten and threaten
I ain't frettin one bit because we got a secret weapon
You think you got us running scared because you have terrorists
You better think again, remember: we got Chuck Norris
Terrorists beware, better take heed of this
You think you got explosive liquid, we got Chuck Norris spit
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken
If Chuck Norris wants a terrorist, he'll just start round house kicking
Listen up Mr. President if you want to get rid of terrorists
Just call up God and ask if he will send a couple more Chuck Norrises
And in the chance God won't comply and give us what we ask
We'll just send up Chuck Norris to go and kick God's lazy ass
Terrorists beware, better take heed of this
The only weapons of mass destruction are Chuck Norris two fists
Once when in Russia, just for a little fun
Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun, and won.
Instead of fighting winless wars that make the whole world deplore us
How about we take a second and Google search Chuck Norris
And if he's busy mass emailing round-house kicks to strangers
We'll kill the evil-doers with reruns of Walker: Texas Ranger
Terrorists beware, better stop acting naughty
Cuz even Chuck Norris beard is a black belt in Karate
No, the world ain't falling apart, it's just a little bit porous
What it needs is a little more love and a whole lot more Chuck Norris
No, the world will not ignore us when we get a lot more Chuck Norris
I don't like this song's chorus, it could use a lot more Chuck Norris
The world needs a little more love and a whole lot more Chuck Norris.