You can keep your caviar, duck confit, foie gras, weird fucking foams, and edible balloons because, in Flavortown, pretentious and frilly Fraiser-approved canapés take a backseat to belly-busters like the Bacon Mac N' Cheese Burger, fried pickles, and egg rolls stuffed with shaved ribeye, sriracha ketchup, and SMC, aka super melty cheese.
Guy Fieri — the spiky-haired, flame shirt-obsessed star of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives and self-proclaimed "Mayor of Flavortown" — quietly opened a string of “ghost kitchens” throughout 23 states, including three regional spots at Newport on Levee, Deerfield Towne Center and The Square at Union Center.
Apparently operating out of Bravo! and Brio Italian Grille kitchens (according to the maps on the site) Guy Fieri's Flavortown Kitchen is a delivery-only restaurant that serves flavor-packed burgers, chicken sandwiches, something called Chicken Parm-eroni, a couple of salads, Mac Daddy Mac N' Cheese, and something called Chocolate Whiskey Cake, which we think is meant to be mainlined. Sandwiches and burgers range from $9.99-$12.99 with pasta entrees available for $14.99 and sides starting at $4.99.
Visit GuysFlavorTownKitchen.com to place or schedule a future order from 11 a.m-10 p.m., seven days a week. Delivery is also available through third-party delivery services, like GrubHub and UberEats.
Say what you want about Fieri, his outlandish attire, and artery-clogging fare, but the guy is a good Guy and has raised more than $20 million in pandemic relief funds for restaurant workers in need thanks to his partnership with the National Restaurant Association Education Foundation. He's also been known to pull up when it comes to feeding evacuees from wildfires and has presided over 101 gay weddings. Oh, and he also plays Animal Crossing.
Anyway, here's a video of Fieri eating to “Hurt” by Johnny Cash.
