This Week in Questionable Decisions…
1. Trump requested the planning of a military parade to show America’s might. The estimated cost is in the millions.
2. Kylie Jenner named her baby Stormi. With an I. Right after the Stormy Daniels scandal.
3. Suspected animal traffickers tried to send a baby tiger cub by mail in a plastic container. Poor cub was OK after being discovered by a sniffer dog.
4. Logan Paul, the garbage YouTuber I’m unfortunately now aware of, is drumming up controversy again — by tasing dead rats. Wut? Why?
5. People think Sam Smith and Adele are the same person.
6. A woman claimed Spirit Airlines told her to flush her emotional support hamster (yup, you read that right) down the toilet. So she did.
7. Joaquin Phoenix may be in talks to star in a Joker standalone movie. This fragile world is not prepared for Joaquin in method-acting Joker mode.
8. Trump dared to walk out in the wind and had his extreme combover tousled, revealing a bald ass ugly head
9. Gross product alert: The POP iT PAL™, a “novelty pimple popping toy,” lets users squeeze and pick at a fleshy block until fake pus comes out and I CAN’T.
10. Ticket prices at Walt Disney World in Orlando and at Disneyland in California are officially on the rise.
11. Idris Elba got engaged to a person that is not you or me.
