Comedy: Chris Porter

A few years ago Chris Porter was just a stand-up comedian from Kansas City touring the country when he had what he calls "an epiphany." He elaborates on his blog: "I was drinking amaretto out of a girl's vagina when I thought to myself that this was as g

A few years ago Chris Porter was just a stand-up comedian from Kansas City touring the country when he had what he calls “an epiphany.” He elaborates on his blog: “I was drinking amaretto out of a girl's vagina when I thought to myself that this was as good as it was ever going to get living in Kansas City. To be honest with you I didn't even really want to drink the amaretto, but how often does that opportunity arise? And we were out of cups.”

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