Comedy: Rocky LaPorte

Rocky LaPorte is a successful and popular headlining comedian, actor and grandfather.

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Rocky LaPorte

Rocky LaPorte is a successful and popular headlining comedian, actor and grandfather. “I have four kids,” he says, “three daughters and a son, and 10 grandkids. My kids really like sex. They found out about it, and they’re not stopping any time soon.” On those rare occasions when he’s not on the road, he’s back home in Chicago spending time with the family. “One time I took two of them to the museum and it was packed.” He told the kids to stay close. “I don’t know what they saw, but at the same time they took off in opposite directions. I’m like ‘oh, man.’ I know you’re not supposed to think like this, but I thought, ‘I’m gonna chase down the skinny one because he’s faster.’ The heavier one was just rolling along I figured I could catch up to him later. You can’t come back with just one grandkid.”


Showtimes Thursday-Sunday. $15-$50 (dinner package). Funny Bone Liberty, 7518 Bales St., Liberty Township, 513-779-5233, liberty.funnybone.com


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