Everyone knows about the Chippendales — the entertaining male revue that offers partying women a night of fabulous fantasy, singing and dancing by charming men who strip all the way down to a thin bulge-covered thong. Those of us with experience providing the service (hey, tuition rates are tough on young dudes from Colerain) must implore that all you ladies head out to Metropolis Friday and check out our body-hair-less brethren. Described as a combination of sinful schoolboy charm and wholesome boy next door, the Chippendales are fun-loving women’s answer to boring art exhibits or game nights. The very toned and quite playful dancers will be disguised as men in uniform, cowboys and many other sexy union workers and American archetypes. Good, clean, oily fun. 8 p.m. $10 in advance; $15 at the door. For more information, tickets or to find nearby bars and restaurants click here.