Don't Vote for Him

Jake Speed -

Jake's Notes: Mark Twain may have best summed up political strategy when he wrote that it's better to be popular than right? May the best-looking candidate win!

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By: Jake Speed 10/29/06

Don't vote for him, his breath smells bad He's short and his eyebrows, they make him look mad Don't vote for him, his pits are both smelly He eats grape jam over strawberry jelly

Don't vote for him, his hair has a wisp He shakes like a girl, he speaks with a lisp Don't vote for him, he blinks with a twitch He writes left-handed, his wife is a bitch

Don't vote for him, his mouth's always dry His sleeves are uneven, his kids always cry Don't vote for him, he has flat feet He's got hair in his ears and they move when he eats

Don't vote for him, his penmanship's awful He'd rather play chess than go hit a golf ball Don't vote for him, his daughter's a whore Never once did he die in the Vietnam War

Don't vote for him, he's a nail-biter I heard that he once actually worked for Al Quaeda Don't vote for him, I think he loves terror He visited a mosque and shook hands with an Arab

Don't vote for him, his nickname's Saddam I heard that he actually read the Koran Don't vote for him, his skin's a bit tannish The next thing you know, he'll be speaking in Spanish

Don't vote for him, his website is boring Just a bunch of dumb facts, no games to keep score in Don't vote for him, he types like a boob He doesn't use Google, and he's not on YouTube

Don't vote for him, I heard him debating While I liked what he said, I still say I hate him Don't vote for him, he'll never get in and your vote only counts when your candidate wins.

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