If you’re going to spew, spew into this. And by “this,” we mean the Esquire’s Wayne’s World quote-athon. Akin to the audience-dominated Rocky Horror Picture Show screenings, this quote-athon welcomes die-hard and virgin fans to participate in a screening of Wayne’s World without the silent formality of a typical movie theater. So study your scripts, perfect your timing, cross the t’s and perfect the pronunciation of "asphinctersayswhat.”
10:30 p.m. $9.75. Seats are limited. Esquire Theatre, 320 Ludlow Ave., Cincinnati, 513-281-2803, esquiretheatre.com.