Put on your Slytherin robes and “Potter Stinks” badges — the Louisville Roasters is bringing its magically crude Roast of Harry Potter to the Funny Bone. Kent Carney portrays the Chosen One as he is prodded by friends and enemies alike, including the likes of Rubeus Hagrid, Severus Snape, Lord Voldemort and best friends Ron and Hermione. Sean Keller hosts the evening as Lord of the Ring’s Gandalf the Grey. Because mischief will be far from managed, the show is not recommended for underage witches and wizards.
8 p.m. Monday. $10. Funny Bone on the Levee, Newport, Ky., funnyboneonthelevee.com.