Rebels rummaging through the newly overrun compound of fugitive Moammar Gadhafi found a bizarre photo album dedicated entirely to former secretary of state Condoleezza Rice. While Gadhafi’s admiration of Rice is not news — In a 2007 interview he said, “I support my darling black African woman. I admire and am very proud of the way she leans back and gives orders to the Arab leaders … Leezza, Leezza, Leezza. … I love her very much. I admire her and I’m proud of her because she’s a black woman of African origin”— the find is still fucking creepy.
New Apple CEO Tim Cook says that despite Steve Jobs’ resignation, the company will maintain Apple’s
bullshit return policies and scheming marketing campaign “unique principles and values.” Cook said in a statement, “Steve built a company and culture that is unlike any other in the world and we are going to stay true to that — it is in our DNA. We are going to continue to make the best products in the world that delight our customers and make our employees incredibly proud of what they do."
On the rumor that Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith are getting a divorce, Justin Bieber tweeted: “Will and Jada are one of the best couples ever. #FACT #real.”
Warren Buffet invested $5 billion in under-fire banking giant, Bank of America. In a statement, Buffett called Bank of America a "strong, well-led company" and said he phoned Chief Executive Brian Moynihan "to tell him I wanted to invest in it."
Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker is pleading for help after seeing a few of his homies recalled earlier this month. Even though Walker isn’t eligible for a recall until January, Walker on Monday tweeted, “I'm the next target of the special interest groups in DC. Help us grow our grassroots movement to counter their attacks at scottwalker.org.”
The Catasauqua, Penn. Area School District this week has approved a revised dress code allowing students to wear skinny jeans.
“Fuck school. I’m going to Urban Outfitters and buying a Wu-Tang shirt.”