Twenty-three people in a five-seat minivan were pulled over in Austria on Saturday. The group of 23 Romanians were on their way home from Ireland when they were pulled over by traffic police. The driver may face charges. The group was ordered to continue the drive with the legal number of passengers and the remainder chose an alternative mode of transportation (walking).—-
Somewhere on the internet, there are naked pictures of Scarlett Johansson. But you will be sued for everything but the dirt under your fingernails if you have them.
A 22-year-old man tried to open the emergency doors of a an aircraft flying over England at nice cruising altitude of 36,000 ft. shouting, "It's okay! We are just on a flight simulator." The man was subdued by flight attendants and passengers before being tied down with seatbelts.
"Now you want to open the doors right about there."
"No, higher than that."
A 28-year-old passenger who asked not to be named said "it was absolutely mental. The plane started shaking. I thought it was going to go down. His friends tried to pull him away from the door and he started punching them and saying, 'It's OK we are just on a flight simulator.' He was off his head. Then this other guy came from nowhere and smacked him in the head."
Dan Alberts, 20, was on the flight with a group of friends when he heard a flight attendant shout at the man that he could have killed everyone. Alberts said, "We just heard a big bang and then he started going for the door. I wasn't scared. I have never seen in-flight entertainment like it. But one of the girls I was with started having a panic attack and there were quite a few people crying. There were a lot of kids on the plane screaming their heads off."
"I'm walking on sunshiiiiiine! Whooaaaaa!"
Here is Common on The Daily Show talking about his new autobiography, One Day It'll All Make Sense.
Ethan Hawke (Blade, Training Day) and Vincent D'Onofrio (Full Metal Jacket, the gross bug alien in Men in Black, being Mark Ruffalo's fat uncle) have been tipped to star in a new cop drama, Blue Tilt. Knowing just how shitty Law and Order: Criminal Intent is, this will be a piece of garbage.
"Stabler for life, son!"
Masta Ace and DOOM have finished their collaborative album, MA DOOM: Son of Yvonne. Ace confirmed this on his Twitter account and noted that it took "forever to get things finalized" but he was unable to get a guest verse from DOOM. DOOM did however provide all of the instrumentals for MA DOOM.
Fox's Mike Jerrick talked a bunch of shit about Kourtney and Kim Kardashian shortly after interviewing them. He then asked, "Can they still hear us?" There's a video after the jump.