According to CSNChicago.com, Jake Arrieta only has four percent body fat. The Cincinnati Rollergirls are too renegade to care about modern culture’s pussy-ass attempts at fat-shaming women. So after the Reds game, if you want to watch real athletes compete — in fishnets, booty shorts and assorted bruises — check out the Cincinnati Rollergirls as they take on the Blue Ridge Rollergirls out of Asheville, N.C., in a double-header. Brewskies are just $1 during happy hour from 5-6 p.m. In addition to full-contact fun on the rink, it’s Bullies and the Bout night. Cincinnati Pit Crew will be on-site with adoptable pit bulls, merch and information about the breed. Be sure to swing by the Pittie Kissing Booth. 6 p.m. Saturday. $12-$17 adults; $5-$6 kids; free for children 6 and younger. Cincinnati Gardens, 2250 Seymour Ave., Norwood, cincinnatirollergirls.com.