Texts from Last Night

May 11, 2009 at 11:02 am

(408): hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)

(650): nah, i'm gonna grab some food —-

OK. So this site keeps me from doing my work more than any sort of social networking contraption could ever dream to: http://textsfromlastnight.com. Just in case you haven't been blessed enough to visit it yet, it's basically a collection of anonymous texts that people send in to show how funny/stupid/drunk/slutty they are or their friends are.

"Texts From Last Night (TFLN) was founded in February 2009 by two friends for reasons that may or may not include: the tendency to press send more easily as the night turns to morning, friends social habits, Kwame Kilpatrick, exes, law school, closing down bars and leaving tabs open, general debauchery and/or a common disgust for all the negativity surrounding the "sexting" phenomenon."

Most of them are hilarious. Some of them are predictable. And some of them seem really fake. Read them. Waste your time. It's Monday. The end.