• Remember how funny it was in 2008 when the windstorm wreaked havoc on Cincinnati? (Unless you got hurt or your car was smashed by something the city didn't own.) It's time for individuals to pay for the costs incurred by the energy company. It's just $14.1 million. No big deal. —-
• Dusty Rhodes hasn't heard anyone complaining about his emotional Tweets regarding the Arizona shooting suspect. Rhodes noted that he kept them under 144 characters by separating his one long rant into several smaller ideas.
• Ohio's probation system might be reformed after researchers found that the system actually makes minor offenders' lives harder and often punishes them more later. More importantly, the current system is too expensive.
• John Kasich: “Dear Legislators, Prepare to pee your pants when you see my new budget. Sincerely, John Kasich.”
• Illinois will soon abolish the death penalty after a longstanding moratorium.
• Bounty to paper towel competition: Don't start no stuff, won't be no stuff.
• Sarah Palin says she's not sorry. And she taped this video in her living room in front of a fireplace with an American flag next to it. That flag better not be touching the ground you moron!
• Britney Spears' new song, “Hold It Against Me,” appears to be a lot like the Bellamy Brothers' 1979 song, "If I Said You Have a Beautiful Body Would You Hold it Against Me." The Bellamy Brothers wonder why.
• Microsoft says Apple can't have the only App Store because it offers apps too now that they've become popular.
• Import prices rose by 1.1 percent in December, so if you're the type of person who needs fuel and/or food, sorry about that.
• If you work at MySpace there's a 47 percent chance you're fired now, as the tired ass struggling social networking site has let go 500 employees.
• People who burn cancerous things around their kids increase the chances of their kids having high blood pressure. Solution to come...
