

Best Massive Brewery Expansion
Cincinnati is exploding with new craft breweries these days, but that doesn’t mean the early entries into the market are resting on their laurels. The latest massive investment by a local brewery was MadTree Brewing’s $18 million expansion in Oakley. After just two years, the company realized the need for MadTree 2.0, presumably due to…
Waitstaff/Service
2. Sotto 3. Jeff Ruby’s Steakhouse
Local Filmmaker
2. John Gibson 3. Andy Marko
Best Architectural Recreation of Noah’s Ark
Since — despite what Ken Ham says — nobody knows what Noah’s Ark really looked like or even if it actually existed, forget that humongous “life-sized” behemoth of a recreation at Northern Kentucky’s Ark Encounter and go for something more human-scale and charming. Like the small ark with cartoon-like animal figures parked outside the All…
Mobile Phone Service Provider
2. AT&T 3. Sprint
Best Restaurant To Park Yourself For Three Square Meals
Pleasantry is named after a street — the building sits at the corner of West 15th and Pleasant — but it’s also the perfect description of this polished-yet-easygoing gem of a restaurant. Their motto — “Sip slow. Drink easy. Eat right.” — feels so doable in this calm, inviting space that a person could return…
Neighborhood Coffee Shop (Northern Kentucky)
2. Reality Tuesday 3. Left Bank Coffeehouse
Coffeehouse (Local)
2. College Hill Coffee Co. 3. Lookout Joe
Friend to the Environment
2. Cincinnati Nature Center 3. Great Parks of Hamilton County
Best Homage To American Cheese
Most people don’t have pleasant associations with the phrase “American cheese.” However, The Rhined, opening soon in Over-the-Rhine, aims to change that. The artisanal cheese store focuses on carrying the very best domestic cheese the United States has to offer, as well as wine, beer, nuts, olives and jams to accompany the dairy of your…
Bartender (Female)
2. Molly Wellmann (Japp’s) 3. Nonta Perkins (MOTR Pub)
Under the Radar Restaurant
2. Mazunte 3. Tickle Pickle
Chiropractic Practice/Clinic
2. Dr. Eric Eiselt 3. Mt. Lookout Chiropractic & Sports Injury Center
Best Wedding Dress Shop For The Digital Age
LUXEredux Bridal is a high-end consignment boutique that offers gently used designer wedding gown without the big price tags. Designers like Vera Wang, Pronovias, Badgley Mischka and more are all represented and affordable — tons of options under $1,000. The gowns are boutique samples or once-worn garments — all of which are available online. If…
Chicken
2. Chick-fil-A 3. Silver Spring House
Radio Show
2. Cincinnati Edition (WVXU) 3. Bill Cunningham (WLW)
Best Honest Card Line
“No one wants to hear it will happen when it’s supposed to — people hate that.” That’s what the hand-drawn black and white script reads on the front of one of ap loves design’s fertility cards. Already a successful local card line with whimsical and cute sentiments for birthdays, babies and big events, designer Andi…
Children’s Clothing Store
2. The Spotted Goose Co. 3. Carter’s
Best Seemingly Doomed Concert Series
The springtime Tunes & Blooms concerts at the Cincinnati Zoo over the past several years have offered wonderful experiences. Timed to the blooming of flowers in the beautiful gardens scattered around zoo grounds, the free event has allowed some of the best musical acts in Cincinnati (artists from Walk the Moon to The Cliftones to Jake…
Yoga Studio
2. The Yoga Bar 3. Body Alive
Bourbon Selection (Bar)
2. Wiseguy Lounge 3. The Littlefield
Barbeque
2. Montgomery Inn 3. City Barbeque
Opportunities for Local Artists
2. The City Flea 3. Cincy Fringe Festival
New Thing
2. Carol Ann’s Carousel 3. Hotel Covington
Best Free Persian Tea
Covington’s House of Grill is the Cincinnati (and Dayton) area’s only bona fide Persian restaurant. Their tea, which is served in a glass teacup, is complimentary with an entrée, and it’s made with strong black tea and cardamom pods and comes with sugar cubes. And refills are free. While you’re there sipping your tea, stay for…
Summer Camp
2. Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical Garden 3. Camp Joy
Best Jewelry Line For Locals Into Bdsm
Mainstream vanilla culture got sucked into the world of BDSM when the Fifty Shades of Grey book series became a runaway bestseller and then a film franchise. Although not her direct intention, local maker and metalsmith Suzanne Applebaum Jewelry crafts a tantalizing line of leather and bullet casing choker necklaces, bolo ties and forged metal collars for ladies…
Martial Arts Studio
2. Cincinnati Taekwondo Center 3. Cincinnati Martial Arts Club
Hiking Trail
2. Ault Park 3. Loveland Bike Trail
Hospital
2. Cincinnati Children’s Hospital Medical Center 3. Good Samaritan Hospital
Museum
2. Cincinnati Art Museum 3. Contemporary Arts Center
Best Baby Bump
A light bulb went off for entrepreneur and owner of OTR’s Sloane boutique, Duru Armagan, when she was navigating the waters of pregnancy, approaching motherhood and celebrating five years in business. Inspired by her infant daughter (and outfitting her in cute clothes) she undertook new venture sloanebaby. With borrowed square footage from the existing Sloane…
Concert Venue
2. Bogart’s 3. Woodward Theater
Bagels
2. Marx Hot Bagels 3. Panera Bread
Wine Shop
2. Oakley Wines 3. Marty’s Hops and Vines (TIE) 3. The Wine Merchant (TIE)
Best Way To Prep For Opening Day
Baseball season is a big deal in Cincinnati. Opening Day is basically an unofficial holiday because everyone either leaves work to get drunk at the parade or go to the first Reds game of the year. To capture that excitement all the time — and on your wrist — Game Day Feels sells bracelets and accessories…
Best Use of Unemployment as Material for a Play
After getting laid off from her job in radio, Laila B. Hameen began working on her résumé. Recognizing it as a roadmap of her life, she soon found herself occupied by writing Laid Off: A One Woman Show, a monologue that traces her journey from childhood to adulthood. Serving as writer, actor, director and DIY…
Do Gooder
2. Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical Garden 3. Freestore Foodbank
Restaurant to Take the Kids
2. Chick-fil-A 3. Tom+Chee
Best Sonic Boom Heard Around Cincinnati’s Classical Music Scene
There was a lot of anxiety about how the Cincinnati Symphony Orchestra would sound in the Taft Theatre, its temporary home while Music Hall undergoes renovation. The opening notes of the CSO’s season opener with Emanuel Ax dispelled any doubts, and it’s been uphill all the way. Thanks to the geniuses at Akustiks, an internationally recognized…
Piercing Studio
2. Skincraft Piercing-Tattoo 3. Hybrid Image Tattoo and Piercing
Best Rebranding Of A Perfectly Good Restaurant
When chef Mark Bodenstein opened NuVo in Covington in 2014, it became the area’s first tasting-menu-only restaurant. Apparently Cincinnatians gave the avant-garde eatery tepid reception, so Bodenstein began offering an à la carte menu along with the original. When that didn’t gel, he and his team decided to change the name and concept to a…
Best Chance To Hear A Bond-Movie Theme Live With Fireworks In A Five-Day Span
It was a good summer for music in Greater Cincinnati, particularly if your favorite song was the Paul McCartney/Wings James Bond theme song “Live and Let Die.” In early July of 2016, McCartney and Guns N’ Roses performed along the riverfront within five days of each other, so if you were a super-fan of the tune…
Food Truck
2. Catch-a-Fire Pizza 3. Red Sesame Korean BBQ
Best Fancy Bar Bites
Visiting OTR cocktail lounge Japp’s is already a bit like walking into an era gone by, the space’s sprawling, high ceilings reflecting the low light back down upon your friendly, hip server. So when proprietor Molly Wellmann added a snack menu last year, it was expected to be crafted with as much care as her historically…
Best Drag Act by Ebenezer Scrooge
Ensemble Theatre Cincinnati’s production of The Legend of Georgia McBride told the story of an Elvis impersonator required to change over to a drag act to spur attendance at a down-on-its-luck bar. As the title character, Michael Gerard Carr made the unlikely transformation guided by a veteran drag queen named Tracy, played by Bruce Cromer. If…
Steakhouse
2. Jeff Ruby’s Steakhouse 3. Jeff Ruby’s Carlo & Johnny
Best Source of New Opera
For the past six years, Opera Fusion: New Works — a collaboration between the University of Cincinnati’s College-Conservatory of Music and Cincinnati Opera, funded by the Andrew W. Mellon Foundation — has been a launching pad for new operas through intensive 10-day residencies. Six operas have gone on to world premieres, including last summer’s acclaimed Fellow Travelers.…
Frozen Yogurt
2. Yagööt 3. United Dairy Farmers
College-Crowd Bar
2. Murphy’s Pub 3. Uncle Woody’s Pub
BEST VODKA PIZZA
Strong’s Brick Oven Pizzeria is not just another pizza joint. Although the house-like exterior doesn’t necessarily stand out of the Newport on the Levee crowd with screaming colorful signs or a decked-out front entrance, the inside is equipped with a state of the art pizza-making machine hailing from Italy — one big brick oven. The…
Best kegged coffee
Hyde Park’s third-wave coffee shop M5 Espresso eschews local roasters for specially sourced beans from Seattle, Brooklyn, South Carolina and even Berlin, Germany. The menu is simple: batch brew, manual brew, Aeropress and lattes, plus a variety of Spirit Teas. But they’re one of the only coffee shops in the country to offer complex and…
Best Harmonies
Lovers of A Cappella music in 2016 were well served locally by singers who don’t need anything but great voices to entertain. The holiday season afforded two opportunities to hear polished performances by male singers and beat-boxers. The Cincinnati-based “vocal band” No Promises conducted its Christmas tour of six cities in western Ohio, including its second-annual…
Neighborhood Restaurant (Northern Kentucky)
2. Greyhound Tavern 3. Hofbräuhaus
Local Music Promoter
2. Nederlander Entertainment 3. Jeremy Moore
Pumpkin Patch/Farm
2. Shaw Farms 3. Blooms & Berries Farm Market
Best infuriating politics-induced traffic jam
After the election, it was a little hard for our now-president to stop campaigning. It’s understandable: the adulation of the crowds, the bright lights, the pumped-up soundtracks made up mostly of Billy Joel echoing through the half-full arenas, the occasional violence from your supporters toward peaceful protesters — it’s gotta be a wild ride. The…
Local Distillery
2. Northside Distilling Company 3. Woodstone Creek Winery and Distillery
Cupcakes
2. Gigi’s Cupcakes 3. The BonBonerie
Best Urban Jungle
Formerly an appointment-only florist and flower shop, Eden Floral Boutique recently opened their Walnut Street storefront to the public. Step inside to purchase a curated line of houseplants, succulents, containers and grab-and-go bouquets or just peruse the fresh flower bar for inspiration. Shop owners Kelly Murphy and Kelly Dragoo studied floral design in Boston and London,…
Plastic Surgery
2. The Plastic Surgery Group 3. Cincinnati Institute of Plastic Surgery
Late-Night Eatery
2. Skyline Chili 3. Goodfellas Pizzeria
Best Way To Make Your Home Smell Like A Bakery Without BAKING Anything Yourself
There are plenty of reasons to visit O’Bryonville’s The BonBonerie bakery and café — owners Mary Pat Pace and Sharon Butler have been creating artful, delicious pastries and treating customers, staff and community like family for 33 years. The resulting excellence is evident both inside the bakery’s glistening glass cases and in the aroma emanating…
Grocery Store
2. Jungle Jim’s International Market 3. Fresh Thyme
Best Croissandwich
The expanded French Crust Café is the first full-service brunch and dinner bistro in Findlay Market, and its offerings are as delicious as ever. With expansive windows and golden yellow walls festooned with colorful posters and ceramics from chef Jean-Robert de Cavel’s vast personal collection of très French memorabilia, it’s a Francophile’s dream — a…
Best example of why social media was absolutely insane in 2016
Oh man. We should not even be revisiting this, but here we are. If you needed proof that social media is a terrifying place full of sadness and pain, look no further than the way Twitter trolls handled the tragic death of Harambe, a gorilla living at the Cincinnati Zoo. In May, a 3-year-old boy…
Butcher Shop
2. Jungle Jim’s International Market 3. Eckerlin Meats
Best Eggless Egg Salad Sandwich
For those of you who enjoy the thought of an egg salad sandwich but don’t want to eat the crushed up ovum of a chicken, Fresh Table at Findlay Market has a clever and flavorful alternative. The seasonally focused chef-owned and -operated prepared-food vendor makes a remarkable vegan eggless egg salad with perfectly mushy and…
Best Destination To Buy Some Old Stuff
Ohio Valley Antique Mall is the definitive place to go in Greater Cincinnati for collectors of old stuff, almost all of which is interesting if not destined for your home. Take our word for it: You could spend an entire day here. More than 550 dealers and an endless number of aisles will send you…
Acupuncture Practice
2. Alliance Integrative Medicine 3. Arwa Atwan, Future Life Now
Best Chance for a Movie Filmed in Cincinnati in 2016 to Be Good
Greek director Yorgos Lanthimos and Colin Farrell, the director and star of the dark, edgy, dystopian comedy (and surprise hit)The Lobster, were in Cincinnati to film the follow-up, the promisingly titled The Killing of a Sacred Deer. Farrell toldIndieWire that it makes The Lobster “seem like a kids’ movie” and also called the film “bleak.” Sounds like a…
Place to Camp
2. Hueston Woods 3. East Fork State Park
ArtWorks Mural
2. “Charley Harper’s Beguiled by the Wild” 3. “Swing Around Rosie”
Best intra-party schism, local division
The year 2016 witnessed the continued widening of a big split in Cincinnati and Hamilton County politics: a rift between two factions of the local Democratic Party. On one side are established players with mostly moderate policies like Mayor John Cranley. On the other, to varying degrees, are younger, generally more progressive politicians and candidates…
Best Local Badass, Original-Music-Making Machines
Mad Anthony’s “Mad Anthology” project made the famously (infamously?) prolific Robert Pollard of Dayton, Ohio’s Guided By Voices (who released his 100th album this year) look like Axl Rose. In late winter 2016, the Cincinnati Rock trio launched the project, for which the band promised to release a new song weekly for 52 weeks. The group…
Best Art Gallery Inside a Skate Shop
If you’ve never been inside The Galaxie Skateshop in Northside, you may have steered clear because teen (and adult) skateboarders can be intimidating if you’re not one. But that would be a big mistake. Not only would you be missing out on a local community of beanied athletes and the nicest guys in town, you’d also…
BEST NEW REASON TO WALK ON WOODBURN
Woodburn Brewery is one of the city’s newer microbreweries in general and, more specifically, one of the newer highlights of East Walnut Hills’ booming Woodburn Avenue. The brewery and taproom were created by an L.A. Transplant and lifelong Cincinnatian, combining — as the website says — “West Side hustle and West Coast swagger.” Their innovative beer…
Farmers Market Food Stall
2. Taste of Belgium 3. Pho Lang Thang
Manicure/Pedicure
2. Deluxe Nails & Apa on Camargo 3. The Woodhouse Day Spa
Neighborhood Bar/Club (Northern ’Burbs)
2. Paxton’s Grill 3. Fox & Hound Sports Tavern
Best Way To 3-D Print Without Draining Your Bank Account
Interested in 3-D printing but don’t have $1,000 to blow? The main branch of the Public Library of Cincinnati and Hamilton County has a solution. The library’s MakerSpace aims to foster creativity, learning and collaboration by providing upscale equipment like 3-D printers, Canon DSLR cameras, laser engravers, sewing stations and an audio conversion booth. The best…
Best baby boom
It’s been a big year for babies at the Cincinnati Zoo. Since being born six weeks early on Jan. 24, baby hippo Fiona has become a bona fide local celebrity. Initially weighing just 29 pounds, the tiny baby inspired the hashtag #TeamFiona as the city anxiously awaited daily updates on her condition. But the hippo…
Best reason For A Brewery Crawl In The East End
Over the past couple of years, Bad Tom Smith Brewing and Blank Slate Brewing Company have established themselves within about a five-minute drive from each other. Last fall, Streetside Brewery completed the easternly craft beer triumvirate, opening a mere three-minute walk from Blank Slate and featuring playfully named brews like Raspberry Beret and a Stranger Things-named beer called “011 (EL)” (if…
Best NKU D-I Splash Part II
Just across campus, another NKU squad powered through the four-year reclassification process to find success in its first year of Division I eligibility. The Northern Kentucky University women’s soccer team wasted little time breaking through with a league championship, also playing in the NCAA Tournament for their first time. The Norse lost in the first round…
Play (Professional)
2. The Diary of Anne Frank (Cincinnati Shakespeare Company) 3. Elf The Musical JR (Children’s Theatre of Cincinnati)
Pawn Shop
2. Facet Jewelry, Music & Pawn 3. American Trading Company
Best Character Award to Top a Great Hoops Career
University of Cincinnati point guard Troy Caupain this spring wrapped up a tremendous career on the hardwood for the Bearcats. When he showed up in Clifton from Midlothian, Va. four years ago, the then-17-year-old hit the ground running, contributing significant minutes on a good team as a true freshman. He’s been UC’s floor general ever since,…
Gluten-Free Selections
2. Green Dog Café 3. Melt Eclectic Café
Red
2. Brandon Phillips 3. Billy Hamilton
Best Strip Club Turned Modern Cocktail Lounge
Northern Kentucky’s “strip club” scene’s loss was the area’s classy cocktail lounge scene’s gain with the opening of Covington’s The Globe. The former Club Venus sign is still outside, but little else remains from the structure’s days as a non-nude strip joint. Redeveloped relatively quickly (over the course of a year), The Globe is a…
Local Comedian
2. Drew Hastings 3. Gary Owen
Lingerie Store
2. Knickers of Hyde Park 3. Hustler Hollywood
Best Classic Old Fashioned in Classic Surroundings
Who doesn’t want to drink fancy drinks in a blinging Art-Deco palace? Well, maybe people who don’t drink, which is totally fine. You should still go to Orchids at Palm Court’s bar and get some appetizers concocted by AAA five-diamond chef Todd Kelly and take in one of the most ornate locations in Cincinnati. If…
Best Portrayal of a Badass Female Scientist
Know Theatre’s production of Silent Sky back in April 2016 took a compelling look at gender equality in the world of science. Lauren Gunderson’s play portrayed Henrietta Leavitt, a real-life aspiring astronomer from the early 20th century who had to work doubly hard to earn recognition for her scientific insights, surrounded by male scientists who relegated…
Best Deli-Style Egg Salad Sandwich
For more than 25 years, Fred & Gari’s has been a bustling favorite of the downtown lunch crowd, with its ’80s-throwback neon sign, house-roasted meats and homemade dessert. The deli also specializes in a damn-good $8 soup-and-sandwich combo. Daily soup flavors are listed on a whiteboard outside the standing-room-only take-out (and on Facebook), and customers…
Seafood
2. Mitchell’s Fish Market 3. Bonefish
Neighborhood Bakery (Northern ‘Burbs)
2. Servatii Pastry Shop & Deli 3. Bluebird Bakery & Café
Best Dinner Club WE’LL MISS
Every month in 2016, the farm-to-table connoisseurs at Nectar Restaurant hosted a five-course themed dinner club built around a single country or geographical location; recent installments have revolved around India, Vietnam, Eastern Europe and the Mediterranean. Part of the goal was to connect diners with local farmers, producers and growers, who attended the events and…
Best Local History Presence on Facebook
Amid the “If you grew up in (blank), then you might remember” pages on Facebook where everyone wants to reminisce about favorite teachers, there are two devoted to local history that are incredibly resourceful at finding old photographs and odd stories. At Old Photos of Cincinnati, the guidelines for the public group’s 57,000-plus members are…
Best Ambassador for Poetry
There are many reasons why when choosing its first Poet Laureate, Cincinnati got it right in bestowing the honor to Pauletta Hansel. A lifelong devotee to poetry in both her teaching and her writing, she has taken an often-honorary position to new heights with a philosophy of inclusion and participation. Making good on her promise…
Beer Selection (Bottles & Cans)
2. The Comet 3. 16-Bit Bar+Arcade
Best Reason To Eat Off The Floor
No, it’s not the five-second rule. Coppin’s restaurant in Hotel Covington is swanky and cool, an amazing eatery in Covington’s up-and-coming city center. And several of their delicious dishes are served on hand-crafted planks that were originally floorboards in the 1910 building. The sweet corn fritters are savory bite-sized delights spiced with smoked togarashi, a Japanese…
Radio Station
2. 89.7 WNKU 3. 101.9 WKRQ (Q102)
Best Bird In A Frame Shop
Helmed by a rag-tag collection of good-looking dudes and craftsmen, frameshop specializes in modern framing applications for unique artwork and prints to display your favorite pieces to their best effects. With multiple locations full of wall-hanging oddities and a new Hyde Park storefront, the custom framery’s unofficial head of customer service is Yellow-Naped Amazon parrot Jamie.…
Regional Arts Theater
2. The Yellow Springs Theater Company (Yellow Springs) 3. Victoria Theatre Association (Dayton)
Best Place To Find A Brush For Any Job
Hayes Shanesy and Rosie Kovacs are the duo behind Brush Factory, a contemporary furniture maker and storefront with a focus on beauty and simplicity inspired by fashion, art and the natural world. The new Brush Factory shop on Main Street in Over-the-Rhine is 2,300 square feet of space that accommodates both the house bff line…
Museum Exhibit
2. Vikings: Beyond the Legend (Cincinnati Museum Center) 3. Dressing Downton: Changing Fashion for Changing Times (Taft Museum of Art)
Local Cause
2. Matthew 25: Ministries 3. SPCA Cincinnati
Best Actually Hidden Gem For Dinner, Drinks And Cover Band Jams
Some might argue that any good restaurant on the West Side is a hidden gem, but Sakura truly takes the cake. Located off I-74, this Japanese steakhouse is really hard to find from the street and must be accessed from Old Rybolt Road past the BP gas station or via Rybolt Road past the Holiday Inn,…
Women’s Clothing Store
2. Kismet 3. Idlewild Woman
Mall/Shopping Center
2. Liberty Center 3. Rookwood Commons & Pavilion
Best Contemporary Church Steeples
When Crossroads church started its restoration of the fire-damaged and vacant 1873 Old St. George Catholic Church in Clifton Heights near the University of Cincinnati, it knew it needed to somehow replace the two 169-foot-tall steeples that were destroyed in a 2008 blaze. After all, they were landmarks. But how to do it without reverting to…
Smoke/Tobacco Shop
2. Hemptations 3. Strauss Tobacconist
Local Artist
2. Jesse Fox 3. Pam Kravetz
New Bar/Club (Since March 2016
2. The Rook OTR 3. Mecca OTR 4. The Video Archive 5. Queen City Exchange 6. Molly Malone’s (Pleasant Ridge) 7. The Mockbee 8. The Hannaford 9. Crafts & Vines 10. Smoke Justis
Best Adult Pop-Tart
Very few things beat waking up in the morning as a kid and sliding twin Pop-Tarts into the toaster for a morning jolt of sugar. Benjamin Arington, owner, creator and chef of Fat Ben’s Bakery, has taken that childhood nostalgia and updated it for 2017 (and for grown-ups) with the creation of his pastry pockets.…
Best Expansion For Late-Night Taco Lovers
If you’ve ever had more than a few drinks in Over-the-Rhine, you’ve probably eaten at Gomez Salsa’s walk-up window. Serving homemade tacos, salsa and their infamous Turtles (a burrito stuffed with everything you could ever want, including a tostada for crunch), the window is open until 2:30 a.m. Friday and Saturday. Their new Walnut Hills…
Washington Park Event
First: The City Flea
Best Cornucopia of Free Arts Offerings
No other Cincinnati entity presents a similar array of imaginative programming as Northside’s Chase Public, a feat made doubly impressive by the fact that each program happens outside any regular funding and is free. The group features poetry readings, some where the only rule is that no original work is allowed; the popular “Response Project,”…
Progressive
2. P.G. Sittenfeld 3. Yvette Simpson
Donuts
2. Busken Bakery 3. Dunkin Donuts
Best Use of a Living Room for Intellectual Refinement
Ever wonder what it would have been like to experience Felix Mendelssohn performing in someone’s living room? In the 19th century, you could have. Salon 21 endeavors to update the salon, a gathering of people interested in refinement and knowledge, most commonly associated with the French literary and intellectual gatherings of the 17th and 18th centuries.…
Moving Company
2. All My Sons Moving & Storage 3. Big John Movers
Best Photograph Displayed During the 2016 FotoFocus Biennial
Frank Gohlke’s 1974 black-and-white “Grain Elevators, Cyclone, Minneapolis,” with its fascinating robot-like piece of industrial equipment on the ground outside some rather dreary buildings, became the symbol for the Weston Art Gallery show After Industry, which itself came to remind us of an America — a world — that is past forever, despite the politicians…
Place to Take a Visitor
2. Findlay Market 3. Jungle Jim’s International Market
Auto Repair Service
2. AAA | Bob Sumerel Tire & Service 3. Donovan’s Auto & Tire Center
Local Winery
2. Valley Vineyards 3. The Skeleton Root
Best Revamped Ramen House
Formerly known as Maki Express, this itty, bitty izakaya (sans booze) has been a mainstay in Clifton Heights for more than a decade. And after a recent modern makeover, the eatery has reopened with a new name — Maki Express Ramen House — a new look and a new menu. Brightly colored Pop art murals…
Dance Club
2. Japp’s 3. Boogie Nights (Hollywood Casino)
Comedy Club
2. Funny Bone (Liberty Township) 3. MOTR Pub
Neighborhood Boutique (Northern ’Burbs)
2. Rose & Remington 3. Art On/Off Symmes
Best Art on Wheels
POPP=D ART gallery borrowed the food truck concept and hit the road last summer and fall to bring art to overlooked neighborhoods. People’s Liberty grantees Janet Creekmore, Melissa “Mellkat” Mitchell and Ben Jason Neal renovated a cozy 1963 Rainbow camper and filled it from floor to ceiling with locally made pieces measuring no more than…
Best Johnny Cash Impression
While award-winning local Outlaw Country music hero Dallas Moore has certainly been influenced by the Man in Black (not many genuine Country artists haven’t), he’s far from a sound-alike copy of Johnny Cash. But Moore paid more subtle tribute to Cash in 2016 when he ventured to Kentucky’s Bullitt County and performed for prisoners at…
Best Way to Eavesdrop on Your Favorite Local Creatives
If you’ve ever wondered exactly who is behind your favorite local brands, businesses or creative work, look no further than the Creative City podcast. Host Tamia Stinson (of The Style Sample blog) sits down with everyone — from fashion designers and photographers to artists and entrepreneurs — for casual conversations about how they got started and where…
Best Tartar Sauce And Tall Tales
Since 1979, Elmer Ferguson, the owner of the Old Timber Inn in Northside, has injected the restaurant with an air of his snarky personality and sense of fun. Known colloquially as “the fish logs place” because the sign in front of the blue-gray building perpetually advertises fish logs, Elmer is proprietor, chef and on a…
Thai
2. Thai Express 3. Lemon Grass
Fountain Square Event
2. Opening Day Rally on the Square 3. Cincy Beerfest
Club/Party DJ
2. DJ ETrayn 3. DJ Chinn Chilla
Best promising co-op market
It’s been a long time coming, but the former Keller’s IGA in Clifton is finally a grocery store again. After Keller’s went out of business in 2011 following tax woes, it was an open question whether another grocery store would take its place in Clifton’s once-bustling business district. Six years later, Clifton Market is a reality.…
Philanthropist
2. Anthony Muñoz 3. Bootsy Collins
Bakery (Sweets)
2. Servatii Pastry Shop & Deli 3. Holtman’s Donuts
Outdoor/Patio Dining
2. Eli’s BBQ 3. Arnold’s Bar and Grill
Best New/Old Development in Photography
After camera shops closed and other institutions dismantled their darkrooms in favor of digital photography, Manifest Drawing Center saw a different trend. In the fall, it opened a community-access darkroom for shutterbugs who wanted to slow down and develop their own black-and-white pictures again. For those who never shot film, it added introductory classes taught by…
Best Top Soccer Draft Pick Part I
It didn’t take long for Cincinnati native Rose Lavelle to prove herself on the soccer field at the University of Wisconsin. After leaving Mount Notre Dame High School as its all-time leading scorer, Lavelle went on to earn Big Ten Freshman of the Year honors in 2013 and was named to the All-Big Ten team all…
Bowling Alley
2. Western Bowl Strike & Spare 3. Stone Lanes
Best Inaugural Coffee Festival
On Nov. 20, CityBeat contributing writer Ilene Ross and her daughter Cami organized the city’s first coffee showcase, Pour Over Cincy/NKY, based on a similar fest from Ann Arbor, Mich., also organized by Cami. The Northern Kentucky Incubator Kitchen hosted roasteries/coffee shops, such as Deeper Roots and Carabello, which used apparatus like a siphon and…
Best Twist On Tapioca And Tea
Essencha Tea House in Oakley is a haven for tea lovers. With an extensive menu of green, black, white, oolong, herbal and rooibos teas, plus a line of infusions from local Lola’s Botanicals, the tea selection (which you can sample for free) is about as vast as the café menu, which features edibles like kimchi…
Hair Salon
2. Parlour 3. Salon Lofts
Neighborhood Boutique (East Side)
2. Soho 3. Pomegranate & Lime
Wings
2. Buffalo Wild Wings 3. Buffalo Wings & Rings
Neighborhood Pizza Joint (Central)
2. Adriatico’s 3. Fireside Pizza
Best new idea to fight violence in Cincinnati’s neighborhoods
While overall violent crime in Cincinnati is still well below levels seen in decades past, the city saw a devastating number of shootings in 2016 — enough to be featured in national media, including a New York Times article on gun violence. While some officials have called for still more police officers on the street, Councilwoman Yvette…
Best Two-Wheeled Urban Core Adventure
If you’re looking for a fresh way to experience the sights and sounds of downtown, Over-the-Rhine and surrounding areas, pull the old 10-speed or beach cruiser out of the garage and make your way to Fountain Square. Every Tuesday night (in warmer months) the Urban Basin Bicycle Club leads a novice-level group ride around town, stopping…
Best Rare Sighting of a Local Film Festival
Let’s face it — Cincinnati has really struggled with film festivals. But in 2016, there was at least one notable success. The Cincinnati Art Museum presented the traveling Internet Cat Video Festival, which offered some 100 videos that were — dare we say it — curated by people who actually feel watching cat videos is…
Overall Restuarant
2. Dewey’s Pizza 3. Jeff Ruby’s The Precinct 4. The Eagle 5. Boca 6. Incline Public House 7. Taste of Belgium 8. Jeff Ruby’s Steakhouse 9. Mazunte 10. Orchids at Palm Court
Best congressional globe-trotter
Since rebounding from his 2008 loss to Steve Driehaus and returning to the U.S. House of Representatives in 2011, Rep. Steve Chabot has flown to 46 countries on 16 separate excursions, gracing the likes of Mongolia, Myanmar and Moldova with his presence. The tab to taxpayers? Almost $200,000. But it’s unclear exactly what those trips, taken…
Best Top Soccer Draft Pick Part II
While all eyes were on FC Cincinnati’s ongoing bid to join Major League Soccer’s expansion efforts, Xavier footballer Jalen Brown was showing scouts why they should add him to an MLS roster. Brown’s efforts paid off — after participating in the 2017 MLS player combine in Los Angeles, the former Musketeer was drafted in the second…
Bartender (Male)
2. Justin Simmons (Sundry and Vice) 3. Bennett Cooper (16-Bit Bar+Arcade)
Best Musical Menu Series
High-end steak, seafood and pasta restaurant Boca marked its 15th anniversary this year, and to celebrate, it set out to push the limits of its already high standards. Enter Boca Cadenza, a dining experience inspired by Classical music and short, intense instrumental solos. The three cadenza-themed dining performances are held for approximately four weeks each…
Pet Grooming
2. PetSmart 3. Bow Wow Boutique
Local Author
2. Molly Wellmann 3. Wendy Vogel
NKU Norse
2. Cole Murray (Men’s Basketball) 3. Jake Giesler (Men’s Basketball)
Best Antiquing In Burlington
The antiques and vintage-only collectibles Burlington Antique Market features more than 200 dealers hawking everything from giant metal letters and vintage postcards to industrial lighting, old globes, 1960s Fiestaware and more. Held third Sundays from April to October, the first fair of the season signals the approach of spring. It’s generally pretty crowded, so if you’re…
Best Cha-Chunker Outside Of Nyc
Mecca OTR, a new no-frills, local-artist-decorated bar in Over-the-Rhine, specializes in a cocktail called a Chunker. Basically, the drink involves taking a tiny airplane bottle of liquor and placing it upside down in the mouth of a full can of San Pellegrino sparkling water. A machine called an arbor press widens the mouth of a…
Neighborhood Restaurant (Central)
2. Taste of Belgium 3. Camp Washington Chili
Playground
2. Washington Park 3. Duke Energy Children’s Museum
Art Gallery
2. Art Academy of Cincinnati 3. The Pendleton Art Center
Happy Hour (Drinks)
2. Righteous Room 3. Bar Louie
Indian
2. Baba India Restaurant 3. Dusmesh Indian Restaurant
Best Replacement For Neon’s
For several years, Neons Unplugged was the place to be for al fresco drinking in Over-the-Rhine, be you a Friday-night millennial or Sunday-afternoon old-timer watching the Bengals have their asses handed to them in the final moments of some meaningless game. Neighborhood residents and bar-goers were all broken up to hear they were closing their…
Hot Dog/Sausage
2. Eli’s BBQ 3. Root Beer Stand
Best Incubator For Food Innovators
With fresh produce and affordable eats from around the world, Findlay Market is a melting pot of global cultures, right in the heart of Cincinnati. And expanding on those core values of community, inclusivity and social interaction is the market-adjacent nonprofit organization Findlay Kitchen. The community space aims to give new food entrepreneurs a chance…
Chili (Chain)
2. Gold Star Chili 3. Dixie Chili
Best Artist Statement of the Year
For their contribution to Aural Latrinalia: The Bathroom Show, the exhibition of sound art installed in six public restrooms around town, the duo Intermedio — Sam Ferris and Justin West — had this to say about their piece “Outdoor Inhouse” at the Weston Art Gallery: ‘‘ ‘Outdoor Inhouse’ engages the controlled, plastic quality of contemporary…
Veggie Burger
2. Tickle Pickle 3. Green Dog Café
Best Store In A Bar
Helmed by Cheapside Café co-owners Joe and Robin Creighton and Jon Mouch, Mecca OTR is a cool new bar reminiscent of a place you’d stumble upon in Alphabet City in the 1970s. With a giant patio area and hidden entrance, the bar gets its name from the former Cincy saloon where Boss Cox had his…
Best Baking Businesses Inspired By Mental Health And ‘2 Broke Girls’
Baking in college helped James Avant IV manage his symptoms of Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. Inspired by the cupcake Cinderella story in the comedy 2 Broke Girls, Avant took his helpful hobby and turned it into a successful business. OCD Cakes is a bakery with a mental health-awareness mission, based out of Findlay Kitchen, with cake flavors ranging from…
Best Cheap Dolsot Bibimbap
Dolsot bibimbap is a Korean dish served in a hot stone bowl with rice, assorted veggies, a sunny-side-up egg and some type of protein — usually tofu, pork or beef. It’s served to you steaming hot and then you mush up all the ingredients with gochujang chili pepper paste, toasting the ingredients on the side…
Neighborhood Bakery (West Side)
2. Bizy Bee Bakery 3. St. Lawrence Bakery
Local Band (Originals)
2. Over the Rhine 3. Blue Wisp Big Band
Best Casualty of the New Extra Point Distance
Nuge, we hardly knew you. Actually, we knew Bengals kicker Mike Nugent quite well going back to his days at Ohio State, where he was an All-American kicker before being drafted by the New York Jets. He became the Bengals’ kicker in 2010 and went on to set a team record for points and field goals…
Japanese
2. Fuji Steak House 3. Ichiban
Personal Training/Crossfit Gym
2. CrossFit Cincinnati 3. CrossFit 513 United
Bookstore (Chain)
2. Half Price Books 3. Barnes & Noble
Best college sports fake out
For a beautiful few weeks, it kinda seemed like the University of Cincinnati was about to join the big leagues. But it was all one big tease. After some flexing for one of the country’s top college sports conferences, we found out this past fall that UC won’t be joining the Big 12 any time soon.…
Best Architectural Artwork You Probably Haven’t Seen Yet
For almost three years now, the builder/artist Mark deJong has been transforming a Camp Washington three-floor, shotgun-style domicile into the Swing House, a large-scale art installation in which the interior has been almost completely opened up — no stairs, no floors, no rooms with walls. But the center attraction is a new 30-foot-long swing with…
Best Curated Cookware Collection
Husband-and-wife team Brad and Karen Hughes opened their Artichoke OTR storefront down the street from Findlay Market in order to offer marketgoers a convenient destination for cookware. From basics to unique pieces not available anywhere else — like the reissued Midcentury Modern Kobenstyle enamel cookware line from Dansk — you’ll find the tools you need to throw down…
Food Delivery Service
2. Green BEAN Delivery 3. OrderUp
Neighborhood Restaurant (East Side)
2. Zip’s Café 3. Mazunte
Neighborhood Coffee Shop (East Side)
2. Deeper Roots Coffee 3. Lookout Joe
Best Late-Season Run
The 2016 Xavier men’s baseball team rode a hot late-season streak to Big East regular season and tournament titles, catapulting them to their second NCAA Tournament appearance in three seasons. The Musketeers went 18-4 down the stretch, winning eight of their last 10 and beating Creighton 8-7 in a dramatic championship game. The Musketeers nearly…
Neighborhood Restaurant (Northern ‘Burbs)
2. Montgomery Inn 3. Blue Ash Chili
Florist
2. Robin Wood Flowers 3. Oberer’s Flowers
Vintage Clothing Store
2. Talk of the Town 3. Chicken Lays An Egg
Music Festival/Event
2. Lumenocity 3. MidPoint Music Festival
Best Restaurant For The Well-Heeled — And The Rest Of Us Now And Then
Cincinnati’s newest addition to a rarefied level of restaurant — joining Orchids at Palm Court, Boca, Jeff Ruby’s and a couple of others — the Jean-Robert de Cavel/Richard Brown creation known as Restaurant L has its own upper-crust vibe. L is more intimate than Orchids, more contemporary than Ruby’s and, whenever you can swing it, a…
Best major bridge that needs a break
When the Brent Spence Bridge collapses and sends eight lanes of vehicles into the Ohio River, we will all wonder why construction of a new bridge hadn’t begun in 2016. After all, we had a president who wanted to spend more on infrastructure, a House speaker (John Boehner) from the Ohio side and the Senate majority…
Gallery Exhibit
2. After Industry (Weston Art Gallery) 3. The Peeled Eye (Wave Pool)
Neighborhood Bar/Club (Central)
2. Northside Yacht Club 3. Northside Tavern
Local Actor/Actress
2. Andrew Maloney 3. David Roth
Creamy Whip/Soft Serve
2. Dairy Queen 3. The Cone
Restaurant Design
2. Sotto 3. Jeff Ruby’s The Precinct
Chinese
2. P.F. Chang’s 3. Oriental Wok
Movie Theater
2. Cinemark Oakley Station 3. AMC Newport on the Levee
Best Community Theater Imitating Broadway
The idea of seeing the landmark hippie-era Rock musical Hair at a tiny community theater in Newport is uninspiring. But after the last actor took his bow and three hours had flown by at a performance CityBeat witnessed, we walked away asking when the next Footlighters, Inc. show was coming to the Stained Glass Theater. The venue is nestled inside…
Best Letterpress Love Letters
A little snarky and a little sweet, Pistachio Press founder Rachael Hetzel designs letterpress prints and stationery for every station in life, from birthdays (“Happy Birthday. Let’s Get Fucked Up”) and babies (“Welcome to the flock”) to congrats cards (“You’re killin it like a fucking boss”) and, of course, wedding invitations. Wedding options run the gamut…
Catering Service
2. Vonderhaar’s Catering 3. Funky’s Catering
Best Gooey Breakfast Sandwich
Nothing says “rise and shine” quite like a golden, creamy egg nestled between layers of warm toast and gooey cheese; it’s like sunshine on a sandwich. And of Cheapside Café’s six breakfast options — served all day — the restaurant’s indulgent soft-yolk fried egg sandwich, topped with thick, crispy bacon and housemade pimento cheese on…
Best Party In A Parking Lot
September’s MidPoint Music Festival got some pre-event guff from longtime fans after it was taken over by local production giant MEMI (it was formerly owned and operated by CityBeat) and moved from a dozen or so indoor music venues (and a couple of outdoor spaces, including Washington Park) to a large parking area in Over-the-Rhine. But the…
Best Rum Runner
Get ready to sample a slew of rum — unbarreled, spiced and bourbon barrel-aged — at Second Sight Spirits artisan distillery. Built by former Cirque de Soleil prop masters and engineers/booze pirates Rick Couch and Carus Waggoner, the distillery’s moniker is inspired by a vaudevillian swami. Free tours of the facility take visitors past their on-theme…
Best underdog win involving the use of a duck
Republicans had controlled the Hamilton County clerk of courts office for so long — 113 years — that the place had become a satellite campaign headquarters for the Republican Party. Along came Aftab Pureval, a Procter & Gamble lawyer who won election to the office on the Democratic ticket. He became the first Democrat to…
Auto/Car Wash
2. Johnny’s Car Wash 3. AAA Auto Wash
Tapas
2. Abigail Street 3. Mita’s
Green/Sustainable Goods Store
2. Park + Vine 3. Clifton Natural Foods
Paint Store
2. The Home Depot 3. Lowe’s
Neighborhood Bar/Club (East Side)
2. Dutch’s 3. Cock & Bull Public House (Hyde Park)
Costume Shop
2. Costume Gallery 3. Costume Castle
Cheese Shop
2. Dutch’s 3. Murray’s Cheese at Kroger Marketplace
Best Art Show Honoring a Great Calypso Singer
At Clay Street Press, artists Carmel Buckley and Mark Harris worked together to honor Trinidad’s legendary Mighty Sparrow by recreating the fronts and backs of his many recordings on 228 album-size ceramic tiles, crafting a lively and colorful memorial to the still-alive world ambassador of Calypso, whose first album was issued in 1958. The show, Sparrow…
Best Record Store You Haven’t Heard Of
Venture past Covington and into Latonia, Ky. where you will find a record store by the name of Phil’s Music & Memories, a no-frills musical paradise selling records, CDs (someone please remind us what those are again), artwork and more. In the heyday of the ’90s before streaming, Tidal and artists dropping albums two weeks…
Kid-Friendly Attraction
2. Smale Riverfront Park 3. Cincinnati Museum Center
Best Chili Parlor Upgrade
The recently renovated Covington Chili parlor is a smoke-free gasp of fresh air is Northern Kentucky. The restaurant’s new owners updated the space with a non-smoking mandate and authentic Greek cuisine, while still keeping the dive-bar atmosphere that those who grew up slurping down its spaghetti know and love. The family-friendly casual vibe is typified…
Best Baller Anniversary
The University of Cincinnati 1992 Final Four team put a young Bob Huggins on the college basketball map. Just three years into his tenure at UC, Huggy Bear put together one of the best squads he would ever field at UC, and only a loss against Michigan’s vaunted Fab Five kept the ’Cats from playing in…
Thrift Shop
2. Valley Thrift Store 3. Saint Vincent de Paul
Best Showcase for Rock Concert Posters
The book Show Posters: The Art and Practice of Making Gig Posters was released in April, offering a great overview of the printing and design effort that goes into making compelling graphics for concert poster art. Written and compiled by Pat Jones and Ben Nunery, the founders of nationally renowned Northern Kentucky-based concert poster shop Powerhouse…
Electronics Store
2. Micro Center Computers & Electronics 3. Apple Store
Best Gourmet Egg Salad Sandwich
If you’re a vegetarian, eating a sandwich can be a relatively uneventful experience. There’s no Reuben or club or BLT; there’s just cheese, tomatoes and assorted greenery stuffed between two slabs of bread. But Bottle & Basket, a Wellmann’s Brands gourmand grab-and-go near Washington Park in Over-the-Rhine, offers an excellent alternative: a fennel shallot egg…
Bar/Club Staff
2. 16-Bit Bar+Arcade 3. Arnold’s Bar and Grill
Dance Classes
2. DANCEFIX 3. Arthur Murray Dance Studio
Local Vocal Arts Group
2. May Festival Chorus 3. MUSE, Cincinnati’s Women’s Choir
Place to Drink While You Wait for a Table in OTR
2. 16-Bit Bar+Arcade 3. Taft’s Ale House
Northern Kentucky Neighborhood
2. Newport 3. Bellevue
Best Short-Order Goetta Hoagie
There’s not much in the way of dining pleasure in the corridor of Hamilton Avenue beyond Pit to Plate, but plan a trip to Brotherton’s Family Restaurant in downtown Mount Healthy for a cozy atmosphere and friendly service. The breakfast menu is loaded with big omelets, home fries, pancakes, goetta, corned beef hash and sausage…
Neighborhood Boutique (Downtown/OTR)
2. HOMAGE 3. MiCA 12/v
Best City Council motion that failed
It seemed like a reasonable idea at the time: Indigenous Peoples’ Day — a city proclamation that celebrated the indigenous cultures that existed in Ohio and across the country before European settlers arrived. Putting it on the second Tuesday in October — Columbus Day — also didn’t seem like such a huge leap. After all, 22…
Best Protein-Packed Power Shot
The Northside Yacht Club, Northside’s land-locked nautically themed bar and gastropub — a light homage to the neighborhood’s flood of 1937 — specializes in smoked wings (chicken and/or cauliflower), live music and fresh cocktails of the tiki persuasion. Owners Jon Weiner and Stuart MacKenzie have worked with Cincinnati’s queen of cocktails, Molly Wellmann, and it…
Best Museum-Quality Art Exhibit at a Gallery
Galleries in New York have lately been organizing the kind of retrospectives traditionally the provenance of museums, and it’s good to see that trend catch on here with nonprofit The Carnegie’s staging of E is for Edie: An Edith McKee Harper Retrospective. Although a prolific artist in a variety of mediums, her reputation was somewhat…
Physician/Healthcare Practice
2. Group Health Associates 3. Mercy Health Physicians
Best reminder that lawmakers in Ohio and Kentucky are still weirdly and infuriatingly hung up about what women do with their bodies
It’s not news that conservative lawmakers have a strange preoccupation with choices women make regarding their reproductive health. But as 2016 ended, conservative legislatures in Ohio and Kentucky prepared to ram home some of the most restrictive anti-abortion legislation in the country, banning access to most abortions after 20 weeks of pregnancy. These restrictions could be…
Tanning Salon
2. Planet Fitness 3. Envy Tan
Macaron
2. French Crust Café 3. The BonBonerie
Neighborhood Bakery (East Side)
2. Servatti Pastry Shop & Deli 3. Busken Bakery
Best Concert Cancelation Make-Up Gesture
Just a few weeks before it was to occur, the Buckle Up Festival — a sister festival to the Alt-music-oriented Bunbury Music Festival that was also acquired in the purchase of Bunbury by Columbus, Ohio’s PromoWest — was canceled. The event had been put on hold for one year and slated to return to a…
Best Artisan Bagels
Before Julia Keister of Lil’s Bagels started baking and selling her “made with chutzpah” small-batch bagels at Covington’s farmers market (and Findlay Market, Hotel Covington, Covington Coffee Company, Trailhead Coffee, the Coffee Exchange, Bouquet…), Cincinnati experienced a dearth of these East Coast-style breakfast staples. Using a “sponge” starter (which makes the bagels satisfyingly NYC-chewy), Keister hand-rolls,…
Best terrible use of state law enforcement time to oppress indigenous people
It makes total sense to send 36 Ohio State Troopers to North Dakota to protect a pipeline project that the federal government ordered paused, right? And it makes even more sense to tell media in your state that the officers were “undercover” and refuse to release further information about their activities, even when they are shown…
Best Bathroom For A Selfie
Chef Ryan Santos’ Please, a new upscale American eatery tucked away on Clay Street in Over-the-Rhine, features fine dining à la carte and creative four-course tasting menus boasting dishes such as honey-brined cod with celery root or pasta-like enoki mushrooms cooked in walnut milk. Helmed as a gypsy pop-up concept since 2011, Santos opened his…
Best Way To Say Goodbye
The worst part of owning a pet is having to say goodbye. (Really, it’s cruel and unusual they don’t live as long as humans.) Thankfully, Angel Paws is there to help, offering complete end-of-life services for pets including hospice care, home euthanasia, private cremation and more — all available 24 hours, seven days a week. The…
Best Private Island
Island Frydays is the definitive restaurant to break out of culinary monotony, featuring authentic Caribbean cuisine made by former University of Cincinnati football captain and Jamaican native Leo Morgan. The place has been in Corryville for seven years but has somehow remained one of the city’s best-kept secrets, despite an appearance on Guy Fieri’s Diner’s,…
Tacos
2. Mazunte 3. Gomez Salsa
Team (College)
2. Xavier Men’s Basketball 3. UC Football
Auto Dealer (New Vehicles)
2. Kings Toyota 3. Joseph Toyota
Best Mixture of Poetry and Industrial Safety
First published in 1994 by Cincinnati transplants Matt Hart and Eric Appleby in an attempt to capture some of the poetry being spilled inside Kaldi’s Coffeehouse, Forklift, Ohio: A Journal of Poetry, Cooking, & Light Industrial Safety has come a long way from its modest newsprint beginnings. Utilizing the same adventurous spirit that earmarks his own…
Best New Downtown Live-Jazz Hangout
If you follow the music/pop culture press, Jazz music (particularly in a live setting) has died a million times over. Even if that was true, it must mean Jazz cats have nine million lives. The great American artform has proven its endurance over and over again. Every time Cincinnati’s Jazz club scene takes a shot (like the…
Best Brave New Opera
Fellow Travelers wasn’t only an opera with legs — it had balls. Cincinnati Opera took a risk staging the world premiere based on Thomas Mallon’s novel of a doomed gay love affair during the 1950s Lavender Scare, and rumors flew about offended patrons withdrawing support. But the opera played to full houses and the international…
Wedding Dresses
2. David’s Bridal 3. Amanda’s Hyde Park Bridal
Coach/Manager (Pro/College)
2. Mick Cronin (UC Basketball) 3. John Harkes (FC Cincinnati)
Best what-in-the-hell-is-going-on-with-local-politics moment
In yet another sign of 2016’s topsy-turvy political environment, Hamilton County Sheriff Jim Neil set off minor political shockwaves when he appeared at a March 13 campaign rally for GOP presidential primary frontrunner Donald Trump in West Chester. Neil, a Democrat, did not speak at the event but was named by Butler County Sheriff Richard Jones…
Best Use of a ‘Dumb Ledge’
Upon renting a 400-square-foot apartment in Over-the-Rhine, Maya Drozdz proclaimed herself mayor of Tinytown and decreed that a seemingly useless “dumb ledge” in her home would become a gallery. She curated friends’ collections of matchbooks and baseball cards, designed and distributed bookmark-sized posters and let strangers in on her joke during Final Fridays. The Ledge…
BEST DOWNTOWN FOOD DELIVERY
Whether it’s raining, sleeting, snowing or hailing — or you just don’t feel like walking to get your lunch — 53T Courier has your back. Between jaunts to the CityBeat office (seriously, these guys bring us food pretty much every day), one of 53T’s friendly cyclists/staffers will hop on a bike and deliver food from…
Best Expensive Restaurant For An Affordable Lunch
Spending the night out at Sotto is considered special occasion dining — with the candle-lit atmosphere and indulgent Italian pastas — but as of summer 2016, Sotto is also open for lunch. A midday escape from the cubicle drone or a clandestine destination for some bavette pasta con bottarga (pasta topped with salty fish roe),…
Public Artwork
2. Mosaic Murals at the Cincinnati Museum Center 3. Roebling Murals
Best Goodwill Ambassador From Ohio to the World
True, the 19th-century Creeping Baby doll discovered awhile back at Ohio’s Clinton County History Center looked more like a “creepy baby,” because time had been unkind to the wax originally put on her face to make the automaton/mechanical clockwork doll more lifelike. But because of its rarity and overall good condition, the DASA Museum in Dortmund,…
Sporting Goods
2. REI 3. Bass Pro Shop
Health Club/Gym
2. Planet Fitness 3. Bella Forza Fitness
Best SEASON TICKET DEAL
Cincinnati’s hottest sports ticket in town last year belonged to Futbol Club Cincinnati, which spread its orange-and-blue fandom all across town during its inaugural season. With uber-professional business and marketing efforts led by the deep pockets of Carl Lindner III and former Bengals executive Jeff Berding, the organization asked for — and did receive —…
Bed and Breakfast
2. The Clifton House Bed & Breakfast 3. Symphony Hotel
Best Most-Anticipated eclectic Expansion
It’s hard to believe Melt Eclectic Café has been holding down its spot next to the Northside Tavern for more than a decade. What began as a uniquely vegan- and vegetarian-friendly café (for Cincinnati) in 2005 added sister locations over the years dedicated to healthy carry-out options, first as Picnic & Pantry in Northside and later…
Best Covington Bar Triangle
In case you didn’t notice, Covington is flourishing, especially on Madison Avenue. In September of last year, Hotel Covington and its Coppin’s Restaurant & Bar opened their doors. In November, cocktail bar The Hannaford opened, joining the taproom at nearby Braxton Brewing Company as a cool neighborhood hangout. It’s easy to hit up all three places in a short span of…
Best Taco Tuesday
Covington’s mezcal bar and taqueria Frida 602 is the second MainStrasse eatery for owners Paul Weckman and his wife Emily Wolff, who also run Otto’s down the street. Named after colorful painter Frida Kahlo, the restaurant mirrors her work with cerulean bar stools, bright-orange chairs, a floral banquette and Day of the Dead artwork, including…
Best Donut And Coffee Combo
A lot of local breweries have combined the flavors of donuts and beer, but that holy hole-y breakfast staple really belongs paired with and dunked in coffee. At Carabello Coffee’s six-seat Analog Slow Bar — which opened last fall — they soaked Holtman’s glazed donuts in whole milk and then warmed up the donut milk…
Best and most important remaining vestige of Cincinnati’s rich musical heritage that is still endangered
The past year saw intensified efforts to save the physical remains of one of Cincinnati’s proudest cultural gems. James Brown. Bootsy Collins. Otis Redding. Ike Turner. Philip Paul. The list of local and national legends who recorded for Evanston-based King Records goes on and on, giving Cincinnati some serious credibility when it comes to the roots…
Antique Store
2. Wooden Nickel Antiques 3. Florence Antique Mall
Pizza (Non-Chain)
2. A Tavola 3. Adriatico’s Pizza 4. Fireside Pizza 5. Catch-a-Fire Pizza 6. Strong’s Brick Oven Pizzeria 7. Mac’s Pizza Pub 8. Krimmer’s Italianette Pizza 9. Newport Pizza Company 10. Trotta’s
Best Artichoke Sub
Neapolitan pizzeria A Tavola expanded their trattoria menu last year to include pastas — lasagna Bolognese, cacio e pepe and cannelloni — charcuterie and sandwiches. Of the sandwiches there is one vegetarian-friendly option and it’s a really good one: a fried artichoke sub. The sub is served on Sixteen Bricks’ ciabatta and topped with goat…
Live Music While You Eat
2. MOTR Pub 3. The Comet
Desserts (Restaurant)
2. Grand Finale 3. Taste of Belgium
Best Wispy Thin Anniversary
Huge, fluffy omelets and “wispy-thin” pancakes — plus a kitschy neon pink exterior and retro Cadillac-teal booths — have made Sugar n’ Spice a bona fide breakfast institution for 75 years. The story about the restaurant, opened by barber Mort Keller in 1941, goes that Keller was on a trip to California and happened to…
Nursery/Plant Store
2. Burger Farm and Garden Center 3. Delhi Flower & Garden Center
Mediterranean/Greek
2. Andy’s Mediterranean Grill 3. Sebastian’s Gyros
Play (Student/Community)
2. American Idiot (Sunset Players) 3. Jesus Christ Superstar (The Footlighters, Inc.)
Toy Store
2. Toys R Us 3. Blue Manatee
Trivia Night
2. Overlook Lodge 3. Molly Malone’s (Covington)
Sushi
2. Kaze 3. Ichiban 4. Fusian 5. Green Papaya 6. Mr. Sushi 7. Wabi Sabi 8. Wild Ginger 9. E+O Kitchen 10. Izen’s Drunken Bento
Lasik Surgery Center
2. LasikPlus Vision Center 3. Dr. Robert Benza, ApexEye
Arts & Crafts Supplies
2. Michaels 3. Indigo Hippo
Musical Instrument Store
2. Willis Music 3. Baroque Violin Shop
Local Band (Covers)
2. The Naked Karate Girls 3. The Comet Bluegrass All-Stars
Neighborhood Coffee Shop (Downtown/OTR)
2. 1215 Wine Bar & Coffee Lab 3. Collective Espresso
Open Mic Night
2. Go Bananas 3. Wunderbar! Covington
Charity Festival/Event
2. Bockfest 3. The Rusty Ball
Local Classical Music Group
2. Cincinnati Chamber Orchestra 3. May Festival Chorus
Jogging Route
2. Eden Park 3. Lunken Airfield
Best mob-approved Hot Brown
Established in 1947, Newport’s landmark Green Derby is one of the granddaddies of local eateries. It got its name from the original owner, Helen Cummins, as both a reference to a famous California restaurant of the time (the Brown Derby) and a nod to her Irish heritage. She and her husband ran the place until…
Neighborhood Restaurant (Downtown/OTR)
2. The Eagle 3. Bakersfield
Best Way To Add Width With A Girth
Raise a Rhinegeist to Zip’s Café, the dark-paneled Delta Avenue burger joint that celebrated its 90th birthday last year. Settle into a booth and ponder your order as you watch a nostalgia-inducing model train glide across a track that runs along the ceiling. If you’re feeling like a light meal, order a classic Zip burger,…
Wedding Cakes
2. A Spoon Fulla Sugar 3. Happy Chicks Bakery
Place to Buy Your Engagement Ring
2. Richter & Phillips 3. Faigle & Sons
Neighborhood Coffee Shop (Northern ‘Burbs)
2. The Daily Grind 3. CAVU Coffee
Chili (Non-Chain)
2. Blue Ash Chili 3. Price Hill Chili
Cincinnati Neighborhood
2. Hyde Park 3. Northside
TV Anchor
2. Sheree Paolello (WLWT) 3. Tanya O’Rourke (WCPO)
Team (Amateur/Semi-Pro)
2. Florence Freedom 3. Cincinnati United
Sports Coverage
2. FSN Ohio 3. WCPO (Channel 9)
Tire Store
2. AAA | Bob Sumerel Tire and Service 3. Costco
Karaoke
2. Below Zero Lounge 3. Northside Tavern
Neighborhood Bar/Club (West Side)
2. Knotty Pine 3. The Crow’s Nest
Day Spa
2. Mitchell’s Salon & Day Spa 3. Massage Envy
Burritos
2. Gomez Salsa 3. The Comet
Best Big-Box-Store Black Friday Musical Alternative
Shopping locally is a great way to avoid those nightmarish day-after-Thanksgiving (aka “Black Friday”) sales at the mall or chain retail outlet stores. And if the person you’re buying a present for is a big music fan, Cincinnati musicians are now regularly providing some cool Black Friday options for your gift list. Timed to Record…
TV Sportscaster
2. Ken Broo (WCPO) 3. Elise Jesse (WLWT)
Magazine/Newspaper Selection
2. Barnes & Noble 3. Half Price Books
Best Reason To Wait In Line At 9 A.M. The Third Sunday Of the Month
Originally a coffee shop and bistro, Newberry Brothers Coffee is now primarily a speakeasy nestled in the Mansion Hill neighborhood of Newport. But on “Third Sundays,” Newberry’s opens from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. to serve its famous handmade pastries, like ham and cheese and goetta and cheddar croissants, cinnamon rolls, scones and more —…
Neighborhood Pizza Joint (West Side)
2. LaRosa’s Family Pizzeria 3. Trotta’s Pizza & Drive Thru
Best Reminder That Pete Will Always Be Pete
In 2016, the Reds received special permission to honor iconic hometown baseball star Pete Rose on the field for his induction into the Reds Hall of Fame and Museum. Pete wouldn’t see his lifetime ban from baseball officially overturned, however, as new MLB commissioner Rob Manfred denied his latest appeal after Manfred’s staff found “new evidence”…
BEST HEALING VIBRATIONS
Jennifer Simone classifies her music as Soul — as in real soul, from her soul to yours. A self-described blend of Ladysmith Black Mambazo, whale calls, Gregorian chants, Nina Simone, Paul Simon, Erykah Badu, Elvis and “a ton of Jazz and Blues,” each musical performance is an improvised healing process. At her shows, emotions run…
View From Your Table
2. Primavista 3. Moerlein Lager House
French Fries
2. Penn Station 3. Senate
Best Avant-Garde Performance
How can anyone who attended possibly forget the Contemporary Arts Center’s presentation of Tanya Tagaq, the Canadian/Inuit throat singer whose wild, seemingly trance-induced singing style channels both her native traditions and also Yoko Ono in her prime? With her Jazz-oriented accompanists, she provided a riveting live soundtrack to the 1922 silent film Nanook of the North,…
Radio Talk Show Host
2. Bill Cunningham (WLW) 3. The Big Dave Show (B-105)
Best use of taxpayer money toward a project that will administer a religious litmus test for its employees, because separation of church and state is for dummies
Are you OK with the government chipping in on a tourist attraction developed by a religious group and based on a Bible story where employees have to sign a pledge about their religious beliefs? If you live in Kentucky, you kind of have to be, it seems. Northern Kentucky’s Ark Encounter got $18 million in tax…
Best surprise resistance to the Trump train from an otherwise unapologetic conservative
Ohio’s staunchly conservative Gov. John Kasich wasn’t the first person we’d have expected to pick a big fight with reality TV star turned presidential candidate turned actual president Donald Trump, but did he ever. Bitter Twitter wars. Talking trash on TV news shows. A continued refusal to back Trump even after his inauguration seemed inevitable. We…
Wedding Photography Service
2. Eleven:11 3. Best Day Ever
Neighborhood Burger Spot (Downtown/OTR)
2. Krueger’s Tavern 3. Nation Kitchen & Bar
Best Cultural Exchange
Clifton’s Elephant Walk Injera & Curry House offers diners a real bang for their buck with a double-sided menu, featuring Northern Indian cuisine on one side and Ethiopian on the other. If you’ve never eaten Ethiopian food, it’s similar to Indian — stew-style dishes made with ingredients like chicken, lentils, cabbage and lamb (and beef,…
Best Import From The Left Coast
Fifteen years ago, native Cincinnatian Tali Ovadia opened a food cart in Portland, Ore. serving a single recipe: a bowl of brown rice, beans, black olives, cheese, avocado slices and lemon-garlic Tali Sauce. Within a few years, she had seven brick-and-mortar locations under the name Whole Bowl in and around Portland. In December her brother…
Bengal
2. Andy Dalton 3. Tyler Eifert
Best Kentucky Beer Lineup
Crafts & Vines, a great new wine and beer store, opened in Covington’s MainStrasse last fall. The shop has more than a dozen different beers and wines on draft, and all of the beer is from Kentucky and Cincinnati. It also features Mash Cult beers, making it one of the only places in the area…
Hardware Store
2. The Home Depot 3. Lowe’s
Soccer Facility
2. Soccer City 3. Wall 2 Wall
Best Excuse To Keep Your Shirt On
The brainchild of local duo Kysoc — a Covington, Ky.-based comedy writer and artist — Keep Your Shirt on Covington celebrates the quirky side of the Tristate. From “Straight Outta Covington” mugs to “I Wish I Knew How to Quit You” Bengals tees, there’s no shortage of ways to express your local pride (or, in some…
Best Way To Emote Yourself
Neighborhood women’s clothing store Leeli + Lou is known for its fashionable and wallet-friendly styles from wash-and-wear basics to cocktail dresses and beach-ready rompers. After fashioning yourself, check out their new line of Hipstapatch stickers, adhesive patches that stick to pretty much anything and everything. Basically, they’re wearable emojis. Want to express your love of wine…
Best Deliveries by Two Mothers
Dos Madres Press has quietly amassed an astonishing catalog of quality books, many of them by Cincinnati literary luminaries such as Ralph LaCharity, Pauletta Hansel, Tyrone Williams and Norman Finkelstein. Founded in 2004 by Robert J. Murphy, with contributions by Vera Murphy and Libbie Hughes (its “two mothers”), the Loveland-based press specializes in books where…
Best Twisted Theater Performance
Taking on the title role in The Elephant Man, a great play from 1979, is no easy task. But Cincinnati Shakespeare Company had the right veteran actor for the role when it staged the show in October. In his 17th season with Cincy Shakes, Giles Davies totally inhabited the part of John Merrick, a severely…
Best Use Of A Whimsical Yellow Door
A bright yellow door with a high-five handprint marks the opening to Handzy Shop + Studio, a purveyor of cheerful cards, art prints and calendars in Covington. Helmed by best friends who met at the University of Cincinnati’s College of Design, Architecture, Art and Planning, the colorful shop offers a wide assortment of watercolor invites…
Best Cincinnati-Music-History Street Cred
Cincinnati has gotten increasingly good about honoring its rich musical history, thanks to increasingly “woke” politicians (including Mayor John Cranley) and organizations like the Cincinnati Music Heritage Foundation. In the past couple of years, the city has helped honor the 11 fans killed before a 1979 Who concert at Riverfront Coliseum with a historical marker…
Coach/Manager (High School)
2. Doug Ramsey (Elder Football) 3. Tom Bolden (Colerain Football)
Best Reason To Work out At The YWCA
Having a membership to downtown’s YWCA means you have access to a hot tub and a salt water pool. But it also means you’re within walking distance of Lalo, the new Asian-Latin fusion restaurant from the Neuf (formerly Huit) folks, located in the former location of Huit. Confused? Don’t be. After working out, treat yourself…
Consignment Shop
2. Once Upon A Child 3. Clothes Mentor
Best Jam Of The Month Club
The grape jelly that has been a permanent fixture in your fridge for years just isn’t cutting it anymore. It’s time to get a little frisky with your fruit spreads — like, apple-jalapeño jelly frisky. Made by Mavis jams are made the old-fashioned way in a French copper pot using the finest ingredients and organic…
Goetta
2. Eckerlin Meats 3. Bill Finke and Sons
Best Guatemalan Tamales
A burgeoning community of Guatemalan refugees are beginning to call Price Hill home. And establishments like the Maranata Store are offering both a taste of Central America and an authentic cultural experience for outsiders. The tienda stocks ethnic groceries while the modest restaurant serves colorful cilantro-infused ceviche, pork pupusas, fried plantains and three-milk cake. The…
Best examples proving Confederate flags are best left in the 19th century
A century and a half after the end of the Civil War, some folks think it’s still advisable to bandy about the symbol of the side that fought to keep black people enslaved. That seems like a bad idea, and an even worse one if you’re an official like Hamilton County Clerk of Courts bailiff…
Pet Boarding/Daycare
2. The Pet Spot 3. Red Dog Pet Resort & Spa
Neighborhood Burger Spot (Central)
2. Gordo’s Pub & Grill 3. Tickle Pickle
Neighborhood Shopping District
2. Over-the-Rhine 3. Hyde Park Square
Ice Cream
2. Aglamesis Bro.’s 3. United Dairy Farmers
Restaurant for the Best Bang For Your Buck
2. Skyline Chili 3. Blue Ash Chili
Neighborhood Burger Spot (West Side)
2. Chandler’s Burger Bistro 3. Mad Mike’s Burgers & Fries
Craft Beer Store
2. The Party Source 3. Dutch’s
Barber Shop
2. Bang Bang Salon 3. Northside Chop Shop (TIE) 3. Sports Clips (TIE)
Local Tour
2. American Legacy Tours (Queen City Underground) 3. ArtWorks Mural Tours
Best Red Whose Shenanigans We’ll Miss
Brandon Phillips could be a fickle guy sometimes, as demonstrated by his resentful comments about team management after signing a lucrative contract extension in 2012. But for every instance of the somewhat self-conscious BP getting a little too defensive — let us not recall the on-base-percentage flap with The Enquirer’s C. Trent Rosecrans — Reds fans will remember…
Best reason to be terrified and confused about the world
Well, it happened. The thing many thought impossible. After a campaign filled with gaffes, scandals, racist rhetoric and near-meltdowns, reality TV star Donald Trump won the nation’s highest office. The victory of a candidate who just months before was a seeming non-starter and whose campaign looked to be at most a sideshow attraction upended the perceived…
Local Dance Group
2. Cin City Burlesque 3. Pones Inc.
Best Tarantino Tribute You Can Drink To
Named in honor of the video rental store where director Quentin Tarantino once worked, The Video Archive is a video store that doubles as a speakeasy, like a Blockbuster with a back-alley bar. Brought to you by Gorilla Cinema Presents, the same team behind Overlook Lodge, the Shining-themed bar in Pleasant Ridge, the front 100 square feet…
Men’s Clothing Store
2. HOMAGE 3. Article
Private School
2. Cincinnati Hills Christian Academy 3. Elder High School
Best Podcast About Art That’s Really About Business
Caroline Creaghead knows your secret. If you’re a freelancer or creative type, she knows you have anxiety about money. She’s been there. As a comedy producer in New York for seven years, her business was helping artists with their business. But as a freelancer in her own right, she experienced the same anxieties as her…
Best Underground Music Fest
The unique location of Cincinnati’s Ubahn Fest — an underground “tunnel” between Pete Rose Way and Third Street, near Paul Brown Stadium — instantly made it one of the cooler musical events of 2016. But the lineup last year (featuring mostly Hip Hop, with a little Electronic and Pop sprinkled in) upped the ante even more,…
Softball Fields
2. Expressway 3. Blue Ash
Best launch of a new mode of public transit in Cincinnati
Cincinnati’s first streetcar system in more than 65 years launched with great fanfare back in September. The opening weekend for the transit project was a huge hit, with riders hopping on board for more than 50,000 free rides. By the end of October, ridership had reached around 215,000, and even excluding its big debut, the streetcar…
Local Musician
2. Sonny Moorman 3. Tracy Walker
BEST FERMENTED SUGARCANE cocktail
Mita’s is chef and owner Jose Salazar’s tribute to his Colombian grandmother’s spirit — his mamita — and to Spanish and Latin American food and drink. Like Latin culture itself, the restaurant is fun, designed with Moroccan-influenced tiles, architectural columns and concrete, plus one-of-a-kind lighting. The atmosphere is lively, especially at the bar — a…
Farmers Market
2. Hyde Park Farmers Market 3. Northside Farmers Market
Neighborhood Bar/Club (Northern Kentucky)
2. Crazy Fox Saloon 3. Old Kentucky Bourbon Bar
Best Artistic Tribute to Henry David Thoreau
Hamilton’s Pyramid Hill Sculpture Park & Museum, in a brilliant stroke of innovative programming, invited Minneapolis-based theater company TigerLion Arts to stage Nature, a “walking play,” amid its open space. Actors playing Thoreau and Ralph Waldo Emerson discussed their mutual love of the natural world with the help of an ensemble of other actors, who…
Bloody Mary
2. Arnold’s Bar and Grill 3. Sundry and Vice
Motorcycle/Motorsports Dealer
2. Cycle Specialties 3. Beechmont Motorsports
Casino
2. Hollywood Casino 3. Belterra Park Gaming
Best Superfood-Infused Brunch Drink
Implementing a fresh menu that focuses on healthier foods, Thunderdome Restaurant Group’s latest venture, Maplewood Kitchen and Bar, serves up dishes and ingredients that would be right at home on the West Coast: cold-pressed juices, superfood salads, egg-white omelets and somewhat nutritious cocktails, one of the most thirst-inducing of which is the roasted tomatillo bloody…
Best half of a prosecutor
Hamilton County voters decided in November that part of Joe Deters was better than all of Alan Triggs as county prosecutor. Deters went to part-time status in 2009, something conveniently omitted on all of his campaign signs and advertising. Of all the elected prosecutors in Ohio’s 10 biggest counties, Deters is the only one with a…
Best Way-Too-Good Impression of 97X
Many fans of the late, internationally renowned Oxford, Ohio Alternative radio station WOXY (aka 97X) were in heaven when they discovered WNKU on their radio dials after a programming change away from folkier Americana music to current and classic Alternative and Indie sounds (while retaining its longstanding attention to local music). But the story of the…
Best View From a Putting Green
There’s no doubt Greater Cincinnati has some of the best parks in the country. Some of our favorites boast captivating views of our picturesque skyline. But if you don’t spend much time on the links, you’ve likely missed out on one of our favorite vantage points — the fifth green at Devou Park Golf Course.…
Neighborhood Restaurant (West Side)
2. Price Hill Chili 3. Primavista
Weekend Getaway (Within 100 Miles)
2. Red River Gorge, Ky. 3. Kentucky Bourbon Trail
Best moment proving people still have power
Early November 2016 was a tense time in Cincinnati. Donald Trump had just been elected president and a Hamilton County jury declared it could not reach a verdict in the case of former University of Cincinnati police officer Ray Tensing’s shooting of unarmed black motorist Samuel DuBose. That tension was especially high outside the Hamilton…
Team (High School)
2. Elder Football 3. Moeller Football
Lighting Store
2. Elm & Iron 3. Switch Lighting & Design
Wine Bar
2. Unwind Wine Bar 3. Liberty’s Bar & Bottle
Suburban Neighborhood
2. Mariemont 3. Blue Ash
Restaurant for Your First Date
2. Sotto 3. Bakersfield
Old Thing
2. Findlay Market 3. Union Terminal
Best In-House Brand Expansion
Article, Over-the-Rhine’s flagship menswear store, professes quality over quantity. The shop is highly curated and designed solely with guys in mind, providing access to brands that combine style with durability — no more clothes that fall apart after a couple of washes. Featured brands include Mollusk, Tanner Goods, Deus Ex Machina, Bill Reid, 3sixteen and…
Chef (w/Restaurant affiliation)
2. Chas Barracato (Bakersfield, The Eagle, Krueger’s Tavern) 3. Jose Salazar (Salazar, Mita’s)
Drive-Thru Market
2. Big Daddy’s Liquor Store 3. City Beverage of Hyde Park
Park (City)
2. Ault Park 3. Washington Park
LGBTQ Bar
2. Crazy Fox Saloon 3. Rosie’s Tavern
Local Indie Craft Market
2. Crafty Supermarket 3. The O.F.F. Market (Oakley Fancy Flea)
Veterinary Care
2. Noah’s Ark Animal Clinic 3. Four Paws Animal Hospital
Best Parenting Hack
We have for you the holy trinity of parenting hacks — and yes, it involves sandwiches. Pleasant Ridge’s Red Balloon Café + Play is a one-stop destination for baby care, play time and to grab a quick meal. While the menu has a number of kid-friendly options (cheese sticks, turkey cubes, freeze-dried strawberries), parents are welcome…
Local Theater Company
2. Cincinnati Shakespeare Company 3. The Children’s Theatre of Cincinnati
MBA Program
2. University of Cincinnati 3. Northern Kentucky University
Restaurant for Fine Dining
2. Boca 3. Orchids at Palm Court
Camera Store
2. Best Buy 3. Western Hills Photo & Hobby
Breakfast
2. Sleepy Bee Café 3. Taste of Belgium
Neighborhood Boutique (Northern Kentucky)
2. Handzy Shop + Studio 3. Urban Chick Boutique
Free Attraction
2. Cincinnati Art Museum 3. Smale Riverfront Park
Restaurant for Large Parties
2. Montgomery Inn 3. Taft’s Ale House
Business Lunch
2. Montgomery Inn 3. Incline Public House
Best Deco Décor Throwback
Founded in 1880 by Maria Longworth Nichols, the Rookwood Pottery Company was the first female-owned manufacturing company in the nation. Taking inspiration from Japanese designs she saw at Philadelphia’s Centennial Exhibition, Nichols built her company in a renovated schoolhouse with a team of potters, craftspeople, students and glaze chemists, encouraging them to exchange ideas, innovations and…
Raw Bar
2. Kaze 3. Jeff Ruby’s Steakhouse
Conservative
2. Rob Portman 3. John Cranley
Neighborhood Bakery (Northern Kentucky)
2. Busken Bakery 3. Emerson’s Bakery
Best Nona-Approved Sandwiches
If you’re looking for a relatively simple menu with locally sourced ingredients and a die-hard dedication to authentic charcuterie, look no further than Panino, OTR’s former food truck turned artisan panini shop. Nino Loreto and Joe Helm are the owners of the fast-casual sandwich and cured-meat restaurant located on Vine Street. Firm believers in the…
Best BEER-FUELED Family Game Night
Popular Northside brewery/venue Urban Artifact attracts a crowd with fresh beer and mostly free live music — it even has a Swing dance night on certain Sunday afternoons, and longtime local favorites the Blue Wisp Big Band perform every Wednesday. Its appeal also expands beyond the expected age range for a “bar.” The brewery has a…
Rooftop Bar
2. The Cocktail Terrace at 21c Museum Hotel 3. Top of the Park/The Phelps Bar
Best Two-For-One Homegoods Hot Spot
Retailer of all things modern from the 1950s through the 1970s, Leftcoast Modern has a changing inventory of design-geek favorite finds from furniture makers Milo Baughman, Herman Miller, Knoll and Raymor, plus new mod pieces inspired by the originals. While you’re browsing for Mad Men dresser sets and Scandinavian seating, peep next door at the attached Your Friends &…
Best Three-Peat
Before last season, no Ohio high school had ever won three consecutive Division II state championships. Standing in La Salle’s way of such a prestigious accomplishment last fall was northern Ohio football powerhouse Massillon Perry, which La Salle had smoked in the 2015 state championship game 42-0. The Lancers again prevailed, this time in a…
Best Clothes For Tiny Humans With An Instagram Account
Offering dozens of clothing brands for babies and toddlers, Oakley’s The Spotted Goose helps your kids unleash their inner Rock stars by mixing and matching whimsically printed onesies with hipster hoodies and quirky graphic T-shirts. Complement outfits with items like snuggly beanies, floofy tutus, colorful moccasins or a pair of cat-eye sunglasses and snap a picture…
TV Newscast
2. WCPO (Channel 9) 3. WLWT (Channel 5)
Best Representational-Realistic Painter Working the Streets
This is a little bit of a tricky category because there isn’t really a real-life Mr. Potato Head, so you can’t call a painter’s depiction of him “realistic.” But all you need to have done is watch Jared Queen painstakingly, meticulously and lovingly paint his colorfully detailed renderings of Kenner Products-related toys for a new…
Burgers
2. Zip’s Café 3. Flipdaddy’s Burgers & Beers 4. Arthur’s 5. Five Guys Burgers & Fries 6. Quatman Café 7. Krueger’s Tavern 8. Nation Kitchen and Bar 9. Gordo’s Pub & Grill 10. Tickle Pickle
Local Indie Craft Market Vendor
2. Brown Bear Bakery 3. Cityscape Tiles
Best Vet Your Pets Might Actually Look Forward To Seeing
With more than 20 years of veterinary experience, Dr. Robert Biederman — better known as Dr. Bob — has brought genuine affection to his doctoral duties, making visits to the vet a little less painless for both pets and their people. His Plum Street Pet Clinic provides everything from surgery, dental care and endocrinology services to…
Bar/Club for Live Music (Local Bands)
2. Southgate House Revival 3. Arnold’s Bar and Grill
Place to Throw Darts
2. Crazy Fox Saloon 3. Hap’s Irish Pub
Best East Side Sports Brewery Playland
Beer and sports go together beautifully. Everyone knows this. The campus of East Side brewery Fifty West has gone way beyond simply providing pints to sip while watching the big game or sixers to chug on the bench during a summer night softball game. The brewery’s Production Works facility is a straight-up adult beer-themed playland: a…
Bourbon Selection (Retail)
2. Cork ’N Bottle 3. DEP’s Fine Wine & Spirits
Tea Shop/Selection
2. Coffee Emporium 3. Essencha Tea House
Desserts (Retail)
2. The BonBonerie 3. Servatii Pastry Shop & Deli
Neighborhood Burger Spot (Northern ‘Burbs)
2. Red Robin 3. Sammy’s Craft Burgers & Beer
Fresh Seafood Store
2. Keegan’s Specialty Seafood Market 3. Lobsta Bakes of Maine
Builder/Developer
2. Fischer Homes 3. Drees Homes
Church Festival
2. Saint Cecilia Family Festival 3. Immaculate Heart of Mary Festival
BEST WOMAN-HELMED WINERY
Over-the-Rhine’s The Skeleton Root winery and tasting room pays homage to Cincy’s wine-making past. Before California’s ubiquitous Napa Valley and even before the state in which it resides existed, the Ohio River Valley was our country’s premier wine region. By the numbers, it was the largest grape-growing area in the United States; inside the city limits…
FC Cincinnati Player
2. Sean Okoli 3. Jimmy McLaughlin
Cyclone
2. Dominic Zombo 3. Andrew Yogan
Local Activist
2. Jim Obergefell 3. Jim Tarbell
Instagram Account
2. Cincinnati Refined (@cincyrefined) 3. CityBeat (@citybeatcincy)
CD/Record Store (Non-Chain)
2. Everybody’s Records 3. Black Plastic
Overall Restaurant (Northern Kentucky)
2. Greyhound Tavern 3. Otto’s 4. Walt’s Hitching Post 5. Bouquet Restaurant and Wine Bar 6. Anchor Grill 7. Kung Food Chu’s AmerAsia 8. Frida 602 9. Commonwealth Bistro 10. York St. Café
Best Natural Gel Manicure
When Spruce Natural Nail Salon opened last year on Vine Street, their mission was to provide “five-free” nail services, using nail polishes free of the five most common toxins found in most other polishes: formaldehyde, formaldehyde resin, camphor, DDT and toluene. All of their products, including their Columbus-made Spruce-brand lotions, scrubs and cuticle oils, are also…
Best Imitation Of Borgin And Burkes
While the Harry Potter reference to Borgin and Burkes may seem a bit outdated (#harrypotterforver, nerds), Hail, Dark Aesthetics is definitely the place you’d go locally if you were in the market for a vanishing cabinet. Or a dark wizard. With a home base in East Nashville, the second location of oddities and record shop Hail…
Guacamole
2. Chipotle Mexican Grill 3. Nada
German
2. Mecklenburg Gardens 3. Wunderbar
Tattoo Shop
2. Beelistic 3. Hybrid Image Tattoo & Piercing
Best Chicken Shack For Liver Lovers
If you’re starting to experience occasional bouts of light-headedness, chances are you’re suffering from an iron deficiency. What better way to address that than to add some iron-rich liver to your diet, and what better place to get that liver than at Ron’s Roost? A West Side institution since 1960, Ron’s Roost is known for…
Best Funny Freestylers
Detecting a lack of improvisational comedy downtown, OTRimprov was formed in 2010 by a group of like-minded individuals with hopes of highlighting and further developing Cincinnati’s scene. Currently co-directed by Kat Smith and Dave Powell, it’s proved a success with shows at Below Zero each Saturday, monthly Improv Jams, where improvisers of all experience levels are…
Best Blooms For A Cause
Gia and the Blooms owner Yuliya Bui’s love for animals goes beyond the name of her shop, which refers to her pitbull Gia: A portion of the store’s proceeds are donated to the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, from which Gia was adopted. Burlap-wrapped bouquets begin at $35, and delivery is free…
Neighborhood Coffee Shop (Central)
2. Collective Espresso 3. Sidewinder
Eyewear Store
2. Frameri 3. Wing Eyecare
HVAC Company
2. Apollo Home 3. Arlinghaus Heating & Air Conditioning
Cooking Classes
2. Sur La Table 3. Artichoke OTR
Sunday Brunch
2. Taste of Belgium 3. Sleepy Bee Café
Best Place To Find A Clawfoot Tub
Remodelers donate used or leftover building materials to the nonprofit Building Value, which resells these materials to the public at a deeply discounted rate; prices are often a third the cost of new, and inventory includes a lot of architectural salvage you can’t find anywhere else. The constantly changing merchandise selection includes antique doors and…
Best Escape From The Perils Of Adulting
There’s nothing quite like getting lost among the shelves at King Arthur’s Court Toys, a purveyor of beloved classic toys for more than 25 years. Rediscover old favorites like LEGO, Playmobil, Calico Critters and Breyer horses and ride back home on a purple micro scooter for a little additional online shopping; shipping on orders over…
Best Yes Way, Rosé
Rosé wine has seen a surge in popularity in recent years — a fact that hasn’t gone unnoticed by one local brewery’s brew masters. Inspired by the feel-good pink vino, Rhinegeist created Bubbles Rosé Cider, a twist on their popular Cidergeist hard ciders, which features cranberry and peach flavors. Sipping on a pint of the…
Bar/Club for Live Music (National Acts)
2. Southgate House Revival 3. Madison Theater
Best Freak Athlete Still on the Reds’ Roster
It wasn’t so long ago that the Cincinnati Reds boasted a number of straight-up freaky athletes, from the 105-mph flame-throwing Aroldis Chapman to the quirky windup of Johnny Cueto and the enigma that is star first baseman Joey Votto. With the departures of the two aforementioned pitchers, Votto these days is flanked on the “all-freak”…
Real Estate/Realtor Office
2. Comey & Shepherd Realtors 3. Coldwell Banker West Shell
Smoothie/Juice Bar
2. Rooted Juicery + Kitchen 3. Off the Vine
Best Beautification Of Four-Letter Words
Looking for a way display your hatred of people or your foul vocabulary? Look no further than Northside’s The Hoop & Needle, where owner Sarah Fisher offers a modern line of cross-stitching patterns, kits and completed pieces. Although designs featuring four-letter words are the store’s best-sellers — popular phrases include “nature is bullshit” and “Thomas…
Best Stopped-In-Time Steakhouse
Step back in time to the 1950s at Maury’s Tiny Cove, a retro steakhouse with low lights, red vinyl and dark wood. Since 1949, they’ve been serving damn-good steak, Atomic Age sides (shredded lettuce salads; a complimentary ramekin of pickles on every table) and a perfect martini. Ask for the Carol booth — the restaurant…
Best Museum Tour for Families
On the third Friday of each month, the Cincinnati Art Museum sponsors its popular Baby Tour. Adults can let their infants and toddlers get up close and personal (as long as they don’t touch the art) with masterpieces by Joan Miró, Mark Rothko and Andy Warhol along with antiquities and objects from such collections as African,…
Menu (Most Innovative)
2. Boca 3. Melt
Massage Therapy Practice/Clinic
2. Massage Envy 3. Norwood Chiropractic & Sports Injury Center
Plumbing Company
2. Apollo Home 3. Jolly Plumbing
Best Local Beer/Local Music Synergy
Soul Step Records, a Cincinnati-based record label specializing in pressing vinyl releases, hatched an ingenious idea that brought two hometown specialties together in its Cincy Brewers Series. The label curated the pairing of a local music act and a local brewery, releasing a 45 rpm single from the artist and hosting a free release party…
Best NKU D-I Splash Part I
There are mid-major men’s college basketball programs that wait decades for their first taste of the NCAA Tournament. Others come and go during a single Cinderella season now and then. The Northern Kentucky University men’s basketball team hopes to fall into a third category after winning the Horizon League tournament and advancing to the Big Dance…
Best Resource For Ethical Knitters
Silk Road Textiles in College Hill is the area’s premier stop for ethically sourced fibers from fine fabrics to yarn. With an emphasis on eclectic, exotic and globally sourced textiles, their expert staff can recommend materials for almost any knitting, quilting, felting, crocheting, dyeing or sewing project. In store you’ll find better-than-craft-store brands like Leilani…
Korean
2. Red Sesame 3. Sung Korean Bistro
Happy Hour (Food)
2. Kaze 3. Palomino
Best OTR Makeover
For more than a century, Memorial Hall has stood quite literally in the shadow of Music Hall, just a few steps south of it on Elm Street in Over-the-Rhine. In 1978, it was listed on the National Register of Historic Places, but it wasn’t often used because it lacked air conditioning and had barely minimal amenities…
Beer Selection (Draft)
2. 16-Bit Bar+Arcade 3. Arnold’s Bar and Grill
Best Burger Dive
Open in 1939 as Heine’s Café by Henry Boehmker, Herb & Thelma’s Tavern (the name comes from Henry’s son, who took over the enterprise) is situated on a bend in the road along Pike Street in Covington. The small drop-ceilinged dining room is what some may call a “hole in the wall,” but the simple…
Best Place To Adopt, Not Shop
Rescue organization League for Animal Welfare was established in 1949 by a small group of people concerned about the care of stray and unwanted pets. Today, it finds homes for more than 1,000 animals per year with the help of its trained adoption counselors, who work with potential adopters to match them with the dog or…
Neighborhood Burger Spot (East Side)
2. Terry’s Turf Club 3. Arthur’s
Best Trio Pulling For Girl Power
After graduating from the Art Academy of Cincinnati, friends Amy Scarpello, Chelsey Hughes and Linda Winder founded Pull Club, a girl-powered design and printmaking studio. Today, the three use the printing process to transfer hand-drawn images and designs — including whimsical rabbits, crisp yellow peaches and cute (but tomato-devouring) hornworms — to paper prints and…
Best Bookstore Making Kids Want To Read
Between cellphones, computers and tablets, getting your kids to reach for a book is getting harder and harder. But Blue Manatee Bookstore changes up that equation, fostering a cozy and colorful space that promotes creativity and offers an expansive selection of titles alongside a friendly and knowledgeable staff. Frequently held activities — ranging from arts and…
Best local political shakeup
It wasn’t a guaranteed win, and for one of the two Democrats now on Hamilton County Commission, it came down to the wire. But here’s hoping that Commissioner Todd Portune’s re-election and the election of former State Rep. Denise Driehaus bring a new, more forward-looking direction to the county, which has been stuck in neutral…
Best Rediscovered Cincinnati Artist — If Only We Knew Who or Where He or She Is
For its exhibit Thunder-Snow: Artists Remember the Blizzard of 1978, the gallery Thunder-Sky, Inc. mostly solicited new or recent work from artists known to its managers, Bill Ross and Keith Banner. But one of those artists, Robert McFate, submitted a mysterious, folk art-ish landscape of blizzard-stricken downtown and the Ohio River that he had purchased…
Best Rediscovered Old Master
Charles-François Daubigny, the 19th-century French landscape painter, isn’t unknown in today’s art world, but neither is he considered a crucial link in the march toward Modernism. For that matter, few would call him “crucial,” period. But in the Taft Museum of Art’s exhibit Daubigny, Monet, Van Gogh: Impressions of Landscape, curator Lynne Ambrosini made a…
Overall Bar/Club
2. 16-Bit Bar+Arcade 3. Arcade Legacy: Bar Edition 4. Below Zero Lounge 5. Arnold’s Bar and Grill 6. Japp’s 7. Queen City Exchange 8. MOTR Pub 9. The Blind Lemon 10. Queen City Radio
Best Ticker Fixers
At Cleves & Lonnemann Jewelers, the seconds, minutes and hours passing beneath the face of your watch have been the focus of a family art spanning three generations. Established in 1932, the shop is now headed by Charlie Cleves, a Certified Master Watchmaker 21st Century (CMW21). Over the years, Cleves & Lonnemann has continued in…
Best move by local faith groups giving us faith in humans
Before Cincinnati formally declared itself a sanctuary city, local faith leaders convened by the Amos Project stepped up, offering support for immigrants and others who might be targeted by policies promised by the incoming Trump administration. If mass deportations or Muslim registries become a reality, these mosques, churches and synagogues have pledged to have the backs…
Cheesesteak
2. Melt 3. Blue Ash Chili
Dental Practice/Clinic
2. Cincinnati Dental Services 3. Advance Dentistry
Best All-Grown-Up Birthday Party
ArtWorks keeps artsy teens employed in the summertime creating cool murals all over town. In 2016, they added eye-catching walls celebrating boxer Ezzard Charles, astronaut Neil Armstrong, sharpshooter Annie Oakley and dynamic singer Rosemary Clooney, to name just a few. (There are currently more than 100 murals around the city.) The program marked its 21st…
Shoe Store
2. Bob Roncker’s Running Spot 3. Nordstrom
BEST BUZZ IN THE ’BURBS
It didn’t take long for the sustainability-focused Sleepy Bee Café to become a booming breakfast nook in Oakley, where it opened its doors back in December 2013. Thankfully for ’burb-dwellers, owners Sandy Gross and John Hutton expanded upon that success, opening a second, larger location in Blue Ash right off of Kenwood Road. At 5,000…
Best Artistic Statement Involving Houseplants
Wave Pool, the Camp Washington art gallery known for unconventional exhibitions with a community-building component, came to the rescue of sick Cincinnati houseplants — and their distraught owners — with a summer project called People via Plants. Richmond, Va.-based artists Valerie Molnar and Matthew Spahr invited people to drop off their ailing friends and then return in…
Park (County)
2. Sharon Woods 3. Miami Whitewater Forest
Credit Union
2. Kemba Credit Union 3. AurGroup Credit Union
Best Mommy Dearest Sleep Mask
Harkening back to the Hollywood of yore, full of marabou slippers and gold cigarette holders, Donna Salyers’ Fabulous Furs’ faux fur sleep mask — in snuggly blush, cream, brown or cheetah print faux mink — has all the panache of Joan Crawford and none of the cruelty. Crawford once said, “I never go outside unless…
Tree Service
3. Little Miami Tree Service
Appetizers
2. A Tavola 3. Moerlein Lager House
Best intra-party schism: state division
Things got ugly pretty quick for the Ohio GOP this year. Ohio Gov. John Kasich bucked his party and opposed their nominee for president. Other elected officials like U.S. Sen. Rob Portman hemmed and hawed about their support for Trump, saying no, then yes, then no again to a Trump presidential nomination. Trump’s campaign in Ohio…
Best Free-Range Trivia
The Approximate Knowledge Institute of Cincinnati, a local pub-trivia company helmed by Justin Schafer, is one of the only independent trivia creators in the city. Each week, Schafer conceptualizes and writes entire trivia games — including a name-that-tune halftime — for his group to present at multiple area bars, including the Northside Yacht Club, Queen…
Best Classic Cincy Shirt Creations
Cincy Shirts is a “vintage” T-shirt brand helmed by local stand-up comic Josh Sneed that mines both the past and present to create apparel showcasing Cincinnati’s unique institutions and idiosyncratic culture. Some screenprinted creations feature staples like three-way chili and Pete Rose, but dig deeper and you’ll find distinctive and so-Cincy tees advertising everything from The…
Best Use Of Sitar
Unique Cincinnati duo Dawg Yawp (Tyler Randall and Rob Keenan) has had quite a year, and things only seem to be looking up from here. Winners of the 2016 Cincinnati Entertainment Award for New Artist of the Year, the twosome’s unique use of electronics and sitar and its imaginative blend of Psychedelia, Folk and Pop (heard…
Best protracted electoral Halloween costume
Sometimes, your getup isn’t the most convincing, but it’s still enough to get you into the club. Despite voting for the North American Free Trade Agreement and initial support for the Trans-Pacific Partnership, two trade deals that are generally the kiss of death with working class voters these days, U.S. Sen. Rob Portman still managed to…
Law Firm/Lawyer
2. Dinsmore & Shohl 3. O’Connor, Acciani & Levy
Best Hip Happy Hour
Japanese gastropub Kaze is smartly divided into a restaurant side and a bar side, complete with its own entrance. The bar connects to a giant urban patio and is the perfect place to head for daily happy hour, even on weekends. Specialty cocktails start at $5, with discounted sushi rolls and small bites. The Kato…
Best Movie Screening for Adults Who Like the Theater to be Really, Really Dark
For British artist Britt Hatzius’ Blind Cinema project, which the Contemporary Arts Center brought to The Carnegie’s auditorium in early fall, the adult audience sat blindfolded while children sitting behind them whispered descriptions of what was occurring on screen. (The movie had no dialogue.) Upending the typical parent-child relationship, Blind Cinema showed how all people need…
Restaurant to Take Visitors
2. Montgomery Inn Boathouse 3. Eli’s BBQ
Best Late-Night Mac And Cheese
Since it opened the doors of its third location at U Square in Clifton, Keystone Bar & Grill has become an instant classic with University of Cincinnati students. Their craft beer selection and extensive macaroni and cheese menu are the stuff of college-kid legends. Inspired by the success, the Keystone team opened the Mac Shack,…
Mexican
2. Bakersfield 3. Cancun Mexican Restaurant
Local News Story of 2016
2. The Great Goebel Goat Escape 3. Cincinnati Streetcar
Soup
2. Tom+Chee 3. Zoup!
Waterfront Dining
2. Moerlein Lager House 3. Buckhead Mountain Grill
Best Restaurant That Has Literally Risen From The Ashes
It took more than a year of fundraising, elbow grease and community involvement for this Over-the-Rhine landmark to reopen after a devastating fire, but the renovated Tucker’s Restaurant was back in business in mid-September. The unassuming little diner had been an OTR mainstay for an astonishingly long run, almost 60 years, when a grease fire…
Best Packaging of Chamber Music in a Hip Festival
If you think Chamber Music is a snooze fest, that’s because you haven’t attended Summermusik, the Cincinnati Chamber Orchestra’s varied annual August concert series. There are traditional Saturday evening orchestral concerts at the School for Creative and Performing Arts, but since it’s at a time of year when not much else is happening, it also curates…
Martini
2. Japp’s 3. Below Zero Lounge
Best Vintage Kimono Merchant
Inside the womb-like interior of lingerie store Swoon OTR, shoppers will find a selection of ethical intimates in earthy nudes and pale pastels, plus pasties, phallic geode chakra rubs, personal grooming products and musky-scented South American Palo Santo wood to burn to cleanse your energy, enhance creativity and bring good fortune. Owner Melissa Lieb is…
Celtic/British Pub
2. Nicholson’s 3. The Pub at Rookwood Mews
Coffeehouse (National)
2. Dunkin’ Donuts 3. Panera Bread
Pet Adoption Service
2. Stray Animal Adoption Program (SAAP) 3. PAWS Adoption Center
Skin Care Service
2. Aveda Fredric’s Institute 3. Mitchell’s Salon & Day Spa
Jeweler
2. The Richter & Phillips Co. 3. Faigle & Sons Jewelers
Local Farm
2. Burger Farm & Garden Center 3. Blooms & Berries Farm Market
Northern Kentuckian
2. Cris Collinsworth 3. Nick Clooney
Local Elected Official
2. City Councilman P.G. Sittenfeld 3. City Councilman Chris Seelbach
Best Art Show Using Light as a Material
Into the Ether, an exhibit organized by the Dayton Art Institute, gave visitors a chance to see some visually stimulating and thought-provoking work involving artificial light as a substantial if ephemeral element in the work. It offered work by such top names in the field as James Turrell, Robert Irwin and Erwin Redl. In its…
Papergood Store
2. Papyrus 3. Handzy Shop + Studio
Best previously secret and arguably embarrassing correspondence between two mayoral buddies
The best convos between bros should stay between bros, you know what we mean? So it was kind of embarrassing when a records request for Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel’s emails turned up Cincinnati Mayor John Cranley’s missives bragging about working with the city’s black police union, the Sentinels, on the ouster of then-chief Jeffrey Blackwell. Even…
Team (Professional)
2. Reds 3. Bengals
Italian
2. Pompilios 3. Maggiano’s Little Italy
Best Newcomer to the Classical Music Community
Cincinnati Song Initiative — devoted to performance of the “art song” — drew a sizeable crowd to its first concert at the Weston Art Gallery, Americana: A Cultural Tapestry, and has big plans for 2017. In so doing, it is extending the local offerings available for Classical Music aficionados. An art song is poetry set to…
Local Improv/Sketch Comedy Group
2. Future Science 3. Highly Improvable
Takeout
2. Gomez Salsa 3. Chipotle Mexican Grill
Tennis Courts
2. Cincinnati Tennis Club 3. Cincinnati Sports Club
Hotel Bar
2. Coppin’s (Hotel Covington) 3. Orchids at Palm Court
Cincinnatian
2. Bob Herzog 3. Buddy LaRosa
Bourbon Cocktail
2. Old Kentucky Bourbon Bar 3. Wiseguy Lounge
Best All-Purpose Gift Shop
Fresh out of gift ideas? Pomegranate & Lime has you covered. The cozy Mariemont boutique is overflowing with unique finds for basically anyone in your life: men, women, babies, significant others, parents — the list goes on. Throw rugs, stuffed animals, dessert toppings, jewelry, silverware sets, picture frames… It might actually be impossible to leave this place…
Pilates Studio
2. Cincinnati Sports Club 3. Modo Yoga
Best Rentable Pottery Wheel
Queen City Clay offers pottery classes, demonstrations and goods for sale to nurture the human impulse to create. And in this day and age, when hand-thrown ceramics are all the rage in functional design, why not try to make your own? The studio offers intensive eight- and 12-week classes to teach novices and increasingly advanced…
Best Brews/Books Tagteam
Roebling Point Books & Coffee doesn’t skimp on either of its namesakes. Its brews are some of the best Cincinnati has to offer, and its extensive collection of titles is enough to keep caffeinated customers browsing for hours. Owner Richard Hunt hand-picks titles ranging from best-sellers to pieces by local authors. With a bit of…
Best Slice Of Pizza Heaven
Within a one-block radius on Main-Strasse’s Main Street, you’ll wander across something plucked right from a pizza-lover’s dream: Mac’s Pizza Pub, Goodfellas and Pizza Tower all within walking distance. All three opened in 2015, and each offers a different dine-in experience: Mac’s establishes a sports-bar vibe; Goodfellas has its own bar, Wise Guys, right upstairs;…
Frame Shop
3. Hobby Lobby
Neighborhood Burger Spot (Northern Kentucky)
2. Mad Mike’s Burgers & Fries 3. Zola Pub and Grill
Best Kentucky Dive Bar in Over-the-Rhine
Know Theatre’s Underground Bar has played many roles, including as a hip playground hangout following Fringe Festival performances. But in late 2016 when Know premiered Darkest Night at the Gnarly Stump, a new play by Lauren Hynek and Elizabeth Martin, it transformed into a Kentucky dive bar — The Gnarly Stump — a place where patrons…
Place to Shoot Pool
2. Mainstrasse Village Pub 3. Crazy Fox Saloon
Neighborhood Boutique (Central)
2. Casablanca Vintage 3. Pangaea Trading Company
Concert in 2016
2. The Killers at Bunbury 3. Dixie Chicks
Bookstore (Non-Chain)
2. Roebling Point Books & Coffee 3. Blue Marble Books
Neighborhood Boutique (West Side)
2. LouLou’s 3. Edie’s Vintage Rose Room
Findlay Market Vendor
2. Eli’s BBQ 3. Colonel De Gourmet Herbs & Spices
Neighborhood Pizza Joint (Northern ‘Burbs)
2. Mellow Mushroom 3. LaRosa’s Family Pizzeria
Hair Removal Service
2. The Woodhouse Day Spa 3. Mitchell’s Salon & Day Spa
Home Accessories Store
2. Elm & Iron 3. Bed Bath & Beyond
Best Place to Launch a Kid’s Theater Career
People might think that the Children’s Theatre of Cincinnati is based at downtown’s Taft Theatre, since that’s where its professional productions have entertained thousands of children since 1924. In truth, the company’s cramped offices and limited classrooms for many years were in suburban Fairfax. But in 2016, the company relocated to a renovated warehouse facility with…
Best Classic Cobb Salad
Many origin stories exist for the creation of the Cobb salad, the most popular of which is that it was created for Hollywood Brown Derby restaurant owner Robert Howard Cobb in the 1930s. Traditionally served with romaine lettuce, hardboiled egg, avocado, tomato, chicken, onion, bacon and blue cheese dressing — use the mnemonic device EAT…
Subs/Sandwiches
2. Jersey Mike’s 3. Izzy’s
Best Curses That Won’t Be Broken
Kenyon Martin’s broken ankle. The Reds being no-hit in the playoffs or blowing a 2-games-to-0 lead on the Giants. Jeremy Hill and Vontaze Burfict snatching defeat from the jaws of victory against the Steelers. The past 20 years of Cincinnati teams’ playoff appearances have been demoralizing enough to cause even the most optimistic fans to…
Vape Shop
2. Cloud 9 Vapor Lounge 3. Bluegrass Vape
Beer Selection (Restaurant)
2. Taft’s Ale House 3. Moerlein Lager House
Vegetarian/Vegan Selection
2. Green Dog Café 3. Sleepy Bee Café
Best Little Shop Of Knickknacks
Stocking everything from greeting cards to jewelry to Vera Bradley purses, The Village Junction is a great stop to cure any gift-giving slump. Tucked behind a Shell station and situated beside a butcher shop, it’s a slightly hidden treasure trove overflowing with finds. Head upstairs to sift through piles of discounted items. The Village Junction, 10827 Montgomery…
Best Way to Relive a Childhood Love for Books
When Julia Mace — a longtime Cincinnati writer and mother to young twins, Calvin and Max — found herself craving an art project, she bought her 20-month-olds some crayons and paper and then watched as they ate the crayons. Soon after, though, she saw them become enamored with children’s books, and was thus reminded of…
Troublemaker
2. Keep Your Shirt On Covington 3. John Cranley
Chocolates
2. Graeter’s 3. Esther Price
Building
2. Music Hall 3. Taft’s Ale House
Liquor Store
2. DEP’s Fine Wine & Spirits 3. Hyde Park Wine & Spirits
Religious Leader
2. Chuck Mingo (Crossroads) 3. Fr. Mike Graham (Xavier)
Tea Selection
2. Coffee Emporium 3. Awakenings Coffee & Wine
Best Family-Style Chicken Dinner
The Greyhound Tavern has been serving classic fried chicken in Fort Mitchell since the 1920s. The exterior of the building looks like a big, old white house with forest-green shutters, and the interior has the same down-home feel, with round tables, wood paneling, checkerboard curtains and carpeting in one of the main dining rooms. The…
Giftshop
2. Ten Thousand Villages 3. Cincinnati Art Museum Shop
Neighborhood Pizza Joint (Downtown/OTR)
2. A Tavola 3. Lucy Blue
Best Reason to Get Your Mind in the Gutter
Ever wondered what’s lurking beneath your feet within the city’s massive, twisting sewer system? Know Theatre founder Jay Kalagayan did, and he’s giving Cincinnatians a peek underground into a gooey, alien world. MeSseD, a new comic book series written by Kalagayan and illustrated by local artist and musician Dylan Speeg, descends into the Metropolitan Sewer…
Comic Book Store
2. Queen City Comic and Card Co. 3. Everybody’s Records
Best Unexpected Coney Topper
People underplay the role shredded lettuce has as a condiment — it’s crunchy and chilled and green and it’s showing up more and more as a trendy topping on dishes like salad pizza and the Chili Hut’s slaw dog. The Chili Hut food truck offers a simple menu of street-food dishes centered around Cincinnati-style chili.…
Best Poutine Power
Once a gourmet-street-food trend, poutine is becoming a menu staple at area eateries. If you’re not familiar with the French-Canadian dish, poutine is a relatively simple combination of french fries, brown gravy and cheese curds. Starting with that foundation, endless variations abound — including these favorites from across the Tristate. Paying tribute to Cincinnati’s three-way,…
Best Way To Avoid People At The Grocery Store
It never fails: Grocery stores are a cesspool of long-lost coworkers, high school classmates and exes. But an ingenious new way to shop allows you pick up everything you need without leaving your vehicle. Kroger Clicklist gives shoppers access to more than 40,000 items online — confirm your order, select a pick-up date and time and…
Arts & Crafts Classes
2. Baker Hunt Art & Cultural Center 3. Brazee Street Studios
Pizza (Chain)
2. LaRosa’s Family Pizzeria 3. Jet’s Pizza
Best $25 Steak for $24
We write these words not to encourage the fine proprietors of Over-the-Rhine staple Senate to raise their prices but to acknowledge that without such a deal many of us would not often indulge in such fare. The “$25 wood-grilled, dry-aged ribeye” — which costs just $24 — with marrow butter and truffle fries is kind…
Dry Cleaner
2. Springdale Cleaners 3. Atlas Dry Cleaners
Musketeer
2. Edmond Sumner 3. Trevon Bluiett
Best Library Where Talking Is Encouraged
The Play Library, a place that felt straight out of the Tom Hanks movie Big, wasn’t kidding around about providing everyone with access to quality toys and games. The all-ages lending and activity space that People’s Liberty grantee Julia Fischer operated last summer in the philanthropy’s Over-the-Rhine storefront returned March 15, 2017, just a few…
Bottled Beer Selection (Retail)
2. The Party Source 3. Dutch’s
College/University
2. Xavier University 3. Northern Kentucky University
Pet Rescue/Shelter
2. Stray Animal Adoption Program (SAAP) 3. Adore-A-Bull Rescue
Best Chicken And Waffles You Can’t Stop Thinking About
Fried chicken, cornmeal waffle, spicy maple glacé, buttermilk ice cream: Has there ever been a better combination of ingredients? Although there are plenty of mouth-watering menu items at MainStrasse’s Commonwealth Bistro (a hardboiled egg wrapped in goetta, salsa verde pork on a bed of grits), the definitive star is their dreamy chicken and waffle dish.…
Outdoor/Outfitters Shop
2. Bass Pro Shops 3. Cabela’s
Vietnamese
2. Cilantro 3. Quan Hapa
Best Do-Good Dog Treats
Each dog bone purchase at Brewhaus Dog Bones goes to benefit the parent not-for-profit Brewhaus Bakery Company, which provides vocational training for young adults with disabilities, dubbed the Brew Crew, who participate in all aspects of the program: baking bones, calculating costs, processing orders and making bank deposits. The organization produces handcrafted small-batch dog treats using…
Neighborhood Bakery (Downtown/OTR)
2. Blue Oven Bakery 3. Servatii Pastry Shop & Deli
Best Way To Turn People On To Fermented Food
The world doesn’t give proper respect to fermented vegetables, but fortunately chef Gary Leybman does. As a Jewish immigrant from Belarus who settled in Cincinnati with his family, Leybman draws on his Eastern European cultural legacy and history as a private chef for the ferments he makes for artisan pickling business The Pickled Pig, which…
Best Thrifty Craft Session
Indigo Hippo founder and executive director Alisha Budkie describes her Over-the-Rhine shop as a “creative re-use center” — kind of like a thrift store for art supplies. Offering a wide range of traditional and eccentric materials, Indigo Hippo’s stock is entirely donation-based, coming largely from area artists, students and makers. Inside, you’ll find everything from…
Food Festival or Event
2. Oktoberfest 3. Cincinnati Food Truck Association Food Festival
Specialty Food Market
2. Jungle Jim’s International Market 3. Fresh Thyme
Gelato/Sorbetto/Frozen Ice
2. Graeter’s 3. Aglamesis Bro.’s
Best West Side Mac And Cheese
For some unfair and ungodly reason, Price Hill Chili only serves its homemade macaroni and cheese on Fridays, available from 4 p.m. until they run out. Simply listed as “Macaroni & Cheese” in the Extras section of the menu, the down-home dish has a crusty baked top and creamy interior that makes it worthy of…
Journalist
2. Tana Weingartner (WVXU) 3. John Matarese (WCPO)
Pub Food
2. Zip’s Café 3. Keystone Bar & Grill
Bearcat
2. Troy Caupain 3. Gary Clark
Hotel
2. Hotel Covington 3. Hilton Cincinnati Netherland Plaza
Best Place to Outfit Yourself If Your Favorite Movie Is ‘Easy Rider’
Whether you identify with the traditional 1960s West Coast outlaw biker gangs or simply like the culture and look of motorcycle wear, Camino Motor Co. has got you covered. As described on their website, “Camino Motor Co. is a retail representation of our motorcycle community … focusing on the lifestyle and culture that surrounds riding and…
Best Way To Put Your Money Where Your Reproductive Organs Are
Not to get toooooo political, but since taking office (and before), Donald Trump and extreme Republicans have done a few things to freak women out, like reinstating a “Global Gag Rule” that prohibits the United States from issuing funding to international aid groups which in any way engage with abortion or telling Planned Parenthood it…
Bank
2. PNC Bank 3. U.S. Bank
Best way to give taxpayer money to private, for-profit entities with little or no oversight
Here’s something fun we learned about in 2016: Ohio taxpayers have been paying $100 million a year to send 15,000 students to a school that has no books, no classrooms and, according to recent state efforts to get to the bottom of its attendance records, little proof that it is providing educational opportunities required by…
Best Tripe Bowl
On some level, Chinese food is a foreign flavor to an American tongue, but at Clifton’s Fortune Noodle House, the foreign gets authentic with a big bowl of beef tripe noodles. Conveniently located on the corner of Calhoun and Clifton streets, Fortune is perfectly situated for international students at the University of Cincinnati to get…
Best Tribute to a Dearly Departed Architect
While the Contemporary Arts Center’s exhibit of sculpture by South Korea-born artist Do Ho Suh was planned and installed before the unexpected death in March of the building’s radical architect, Zaha Hadid, the show, Passage, honored her building in a transcendent way. Two of Suh’s major sculptural installations were soft structures, made of gossamer-like fabric,…
Neighborhood Pizza Joint (Northern Kentucky)
2. Dewey’s Pizza 3. Strong’s Brick Oven Pizzeria
Apartment Community
2. The Gramercy on Garfield 3. Machine Flats
Best Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Great Outdoors
Founded in 1974, friendly outdoor mecca Benchmark Outfitters stocks everything you need to tackle the wilderness, from footwear, clothing and hiking gear to tools, luggage and electronics. The shop’s knowledgeable staff even hosts classes and events to help explorers of all ages thrive in the wild, including canoe nights and scout badge classes. Benchmark Outfitters, 9525 Kenwood…
Bakery (Breads)
2. Servatii Pastry Shop & Deli 3. Sixteen Bricks
Best New Live A/V Musical Showcase
In September of last year, WCPO (channel 9 on the TV; wcpo.com on the interwebs) launched WCPO Lounge Acts, a new series in which local and touring bands are invited into the studio to record performances and an interview. Solid production values and a knowledgeable host — veteran music journalist Gil Kaufman — have made…
Best Wearable Exercise Enhancer
Whether you’re practicing yoga, barre or Pilates, AVA Yoga Bodywear has a revolutionizing wearable solution to enhance your exercise. Designed by University of Cincinnati industrial design student Laura Koven and friend/Yale graduate student Melinda Agron, this colorful accessory is a lightweight wearable you attach to your hands and feet to help streamline your yoga practice and…
No-Frills Watering Hole
2. City View Tavern 3. Crazy Fox Saloon
Best Pro Guard Coming Back Under Unfortunate Circumstances
Things didn’t go Xavier’s way during the 2016-17 men’s basketball season. After starting the year ranked in the top 10, the Muskies struggled against the better teams in the stacked Big East, failing to separate themselves from the middle of the conference pack. The daunting conference schedule didn’t make things easy — during a five-game…
Best Return Of A Classic Local Beer
Founded in 1958, the story of Little Kings represents only a sliver of Cincinnati’s more than 200-year beer history, but its legacy is a long and complex one. Little Kings and its distinctive 7-ounce green bottle were invented in the ’50s when patrons of Montgomery Inn didn’t want to purchase full-sized beers to pair with shots…
Auto Dealer (Used Vehicles)
2. CarMax 3. Beechmont Subaru
Jukebox
2. Anchor Grill 3. MOTR Pub
Neighborhood Coffee Shop (West Side)
2. The Coffee Peddler 3. Java and Gelato
Volleyball Courts
2. Cincinnati Sand Volleyball 3. Fifty West
Best Thai With A Side Of Pineapple Fried Rice
There’s nothing quite like a restaurant staff knowing your name and order the second you walk in the door. And that’s exactly what you get at Lemon Grass Thai, a cozy, family-owned eatery nestled near Rookwood Pavilion. Their crispy meatless spring rolls are the perfect way to start off a meal before delving into entrées…
BEST VEAL VARIETY
Family-run for more than a century, Scotti’s Italian Restaurant is the kind of historic gem that diners need to patronize so it’s not lost to the sands of time or expansion of Olive Gardens. Multiple generations of the DiMarco and Scoleri families have made this eatery a Vine Street mainstay, with its quirky interior and…
Pet Supply Store
2. Argos All-Natural Pet Food & Supply 3. Petco
Running/Biking Event
2. Cincinnati Zoo Cheetah Run 5k 3. Girls on the Run 5k
Margarita
2. Nada 3. Cactus Pear
Best Sock Game
Working Girls Co. is a locally based purveyor of feminist and satirical fashion and accessories. Founded in 2015 by designer Shailah Maynard, the product scope includes everything from a sheer apron-top dress and mock turtleneck dickie with the words “nip slip” hand-embroidered on it to a pool float that looks like a boob. Working Girls…
Golf Course (Public)
2. Aston Oaks 3. Devou Park
Candy Store
2. OTR Candy Bar 3. Supreme Nut & Candy Co.
Public School
2. Oak Hills High School 3. School for Creative and Performing Arts
Best Feast For Fur Babies
Argos, All-Natural Pet Food and Supply is an independently owned and operated shop dedicated to providing personalized service and products of superior quality. It stocks a wide variety of food for dogs and cats — dry, wet, treats and beyond — as well as health products like probiotics, calming chews and senior formulas. Their in-house…
Birthing/Maternity Center
2. The Christ Hospital 3. Bethesda North Hospital
Health Food Store
2. Whole Foods Market 3. Clifton Natural Foods
Romantic Restaurant
2. Primavista 3. Orchids at Palm Court
Restaurant to Take a Foodie
2. Sotto 3. Jean-Robert’s Table
Cajun/Soul Food
2. The Eagle 3. Allyn’s Café
Best Quiet Hall of Fame Career in the Making
The Bengals’ offensive stars in recent years have enjoyed much of the team’s limelight — wide receiver A.J. Green is one of the best in the game, and quarterback Andy Dalton and running backs Giovani Bernard and Jeremy Hill get to score all the touchdowns. But there are some pretty legit dudes on the other…
Neighborhood Bar/Club (Downtown/OTR)
2. 16-Bit Bar+Arcade 3. Arnold’s Bar and Grill
Neighborhood Pizza Joint (East Side)
2. A Tavola (Maderia) 3. LaRosa’s Family Pizzeria
Art Museum
2. Contemporary Arts Center 3. Taft Museum of Art
Pick-Up Basketball Court
2. Oakley Playground 3. Ft. Thomas Armory
Bicycle Store
2. Reser Bicycle Outfitters 3. Spun Bicycles
Best New Restaurant In A Familiar Spot
Northside favorite Melt is moving down the road into bigger digs, but luckily, something just as good has come along to satiate the lunch crowd and neighboring Northside Tavern’s evening congregants. Bridges offers up fresh, invigorating Nepalese food from the Hamilton Avenue hangout, their first brick-and-mortar restaurant. Think Indian food, but lighter in texture and…
Delicatessen
2. Avril-Bleh & Sons 3. Carl’s Deli
Best Sustainable Shopping Spree
Boutique retailer Deerhaus Décor places an emphasis on small-batch manufacturing while pursuing a passion for sustainable design. Deerhaus provides a brick-and-mortar location for local craftsmen and artisans to display their work, which ranges from soaps and ceramics to jewelry and woodwork. There are also unique maker-made items from across the United States — laser-cut suede jewelry…
Neighborhood Bakery (Central)
2. 16 Bricks 3. Bonomini Bakery
Local Brewery/Tap Room
2. MadTree Brewing Company 3. Braxton Brewing Company 4. Taft’s Ale House 5. Fifty West Brewing Company 6. Listermann Brewing Company 7. Urban Artifact 8. Blank Slate Brewing Company 9. Woodburn Brewery 10. Christian Moerlein Brewing Co.
Best Ohio Pride Anthem
When the Cleveland Cavaliers became NBA champions in 2016, legendary Cincinnati Hip Hop producer/DJ Hi-Tek (who has worked with greats from Talib Kweli to Snoop Dogg to 2017 Grammy nominee Anderson .Paak) showed that Cincinnati’s rivalry with Cleveland can be put aside in the name of Ohio love. Tek released the celebratory song and music video “Ain’t…
Cocktail Bar/Lounge
2. Japp’s 3. Wiseguy Lounge
Best historic-preservation fight won by an all-powerful local family with political connections
For a moment last year, it seemed as though preservationists would prevail in the fight against the destruction of downtown’s Dennison Hotel, a 125-year-old building designed by the firm of noted architect Samuel Hannaford and sitting in the Main Street Historic District. Last summer, the city’s Historic Conservation Board nixed a demolition request by Columbia…
Best Free Theater Opportunity
The Know Theatre has established itself as the Queen City’s “theatrical playground,” and The Welcome Experiment on Wednesdays invites everyone to play — for free. That’s right. Guests can watch the current Know mainstage show at no cost. (For each show, 50 free tickets are available and 50 tickets for just $5 are also available.) In…
TV Weathercaster
2. Tim Hedrick (WKRC) 3. Randi Rico (WLWT)
Best Way to Get Your 15 Minutes of Insta-Fame
Local photographer Louis Rideout shares the Insta-love with his curated Instagram account Cincishooters. He chooses the best photos that use #cincishooters and reposts them on the popular account. You don’t have to be a pro or use a fancy camera to be featured. You get credit and a shout-out for your compelling capture. But it’s not…
Financial Planning Service
2. Fifth Third Bank Corp. 3. Charles Schwab
Overall Boutique (Local)
2. HOMAGE 3. MiCA 12/v 4. Rose & Remington 5. Downtown Girl 6. Black Owned Outerwear 7. Durham Dept. 8. Kismet 9. Article (TIE) 9. Continuum (TIE)
Best Indian Dinner Buffet
While it might be the only Indian dinner buffet in town, Grill of India’s evening buffet stands in a class of its own. What else could be expected from the team that brought us cult culinary favorite Swad in College Hill? Opened last fall, Grill of India offers not one but two buffet tables and…
Scenic Overlook
2. Eden Park 3. Ault Park
Wine Selection
2. 1215 Wine Bar & Coffee Lab 3. 20 Brix
Salads
2. Olive Garden 3. Maplewood Kitchen and Bar
Furniture Store
2. Furniture Fair 3. Elm & Iron
Best Reason To Carb-Up In Butler County
When the fine folks at the Butler County Visitors Bureau realized they had a wealth of sweets on their hands, they created the official Butler County Donut Trail: a collection of mom-and-pop shops that will render any and all pre-packaged supermarket donuts unacceptable forevermore. Among the highlights are the Red Storm Roll, a raspberry-filled donut…
Best of Cincinnati 2017
Last year, CityBeat’s Best of Cincinnati issue turned 20. That’s two decades of recognizing the best people, places, organizations and things happening in our treasured river town — as voted on by readers and pontificated upon by our intrepid team of Cincy-loving staffers. While turning 20 was a big deal, turning 21 is more fun: It means…







