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Do you have a take about Ohio that will get you canceled? Columbus-based reporter Tyler Buchanan (@Tylerjoelb) of Axios posed that question on Twitter, asking for other Twitter users’ takes about Ohio that would get them canceled. Here are some of the very best takes.
This slideshow was originally published by CityBeat sister paper Cleveland Scene.
Get Skyline Chili off the streets. https://t.co/iRh5co96qe— Anthony Suszczynski (@ASuszczynski) April 7, 2022“Hang On Sloopy” is a bad dumb song. https://t.co/pXQHN8yw2N— ARadSkullMug (@spitandtears) April 7, 2022Columbus is the world's largest suburb https://t.co/v7zV6VvuTI— used ticket salesman (@duo_mobile) April 7, 2022Ohio isn't actually that bad except for Cleveland. https://t.co/EINIIDDi7g— magma🏳️⚧️ (@dspacefear) April 7, 2022.@andy_geronimo took mine, and hating on Skyline is cliché, so I'll go with Put-In-Bay being overrated and the Christmas Story house being lame (because the movie is overrated)https://t.co/0DOySSy7k1— Tyler Buchanan (@Tylerjoelb) April 6, 2022Ohio winning the Toledo War was the worst possible thing to happen to Ohio https://t.co/4esnt2gFai— highest paid corner ever, denzel ward (@npchristman) April 7, 2022Ohio State is an overrated school https://t.co/gQcc0I4yr0— Hannah Ruhoff (@the_ruhoff) April 7, 2022Art Model belongs in the Hall of Fame https://t.co/V05IvThPK8— 𝐊𝐲𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐦 (@kylegrantham) April 7, 2022The weather here is fine https://t.co/lp1I0iLRdr— Five Foot Counting Down Til Vaycay Photog 📸 (@FiveFootPhotog) April 7, 2022Script Ohio is the most overrated college tradition in America and only persists because Buckeyes haven't learned how to spell a second word https://t.co/9ESeQFMBGh— Kevin Slane (@kslane) April 7, 2022besides ohio being a culture-less void with absolutely nothing unique? https://t.co/SbGSSZNG66— i shit my pants at the fair (@dumboman69) April 7, 2022we should trade cincinnati for fort wayne https://t.co/6tz8olrpl5— suss— 🥌 (@suss2hyphens) April 7, 2022The Longaberger basket building is America's most important structurehttps://t.co/wV0VEU6ugC— Jason Priestas (@priestas) April 7, 2022Lima has too much political power for a city that still offers buttermilk as a beverage at its most popular restaurant. https://t.co/SvfOALi3jF— Stacey N. Hauff (@stacey_hauff) April 7, 2022Ohio is a progressive state https://t.co/rGCsJq9jqE— 🌌🔭📷 WeezeStro (@weezyfuhreezy) April 7, 2022I literally don’t understand why Cincinnati is ‘Cincy’ and not ‘Cinci.’ Love y’all but ??? https://t.co/ydhEzNL37R— Morgan Trau (@MorganTrau) April 7, 2022The fabulous North Coast is better than the east coast, west coast and gulf coast. https://t.co/yJUmBTYrb7— MASSILLON DUDE (@fentonc13) April 7, 2022Michigan is fine https://t.co/6P0JnT8Cre— JohndaVision (@JohnPresloid) April 6, 2022I could do without ever going to Cedar Point again. https://t.co/bgjwUOzwv7— A Guy Named Blake (@BlakeBrodar) April 6, 2022I'm so happy to live in the state with all the most reasonable, well adjusted sports fans. https://t.co/fsuCA948Qb— Mike Slutson BLM (@mikehudsonsucks) April 6, 2022Without Cleveland, Ohio is simply Indiana continued https://t.co/uNKgarwyjn— jordan (@Jordan_T729) April 7, 2022The Columbus Area is the worst part of the state. No history, no culture, just manufactured communities to support the state government and big business. https://t.co/oUSqxm2aeu— Case (@NBALeftist) April 6, 2022I really don't care what high school you went to and how they fared in the playoffs.— Dan Eaton (@DanEatonBiz1st) April 7, 2022The NFL should've never granted another franchise to Cleveland— Bernadette 🤦🏼♀️ Vielhaber (@BVielhaber) April 7, 2022Cleveland can be a good city to visit and Ohio can still be the armpit of the United States.— sad football hours (@no_regrets_116) April 7, 2022We are not First in Flight and nobody should have given North Carolina a hard time about their license plates— Phil Hanson (@philliphanson) April 7, 2022New state motto: Ohio the heart of corruption and every yahoo can have a gun.— lori purgedfromthecupcakerolls (@alittleadd2) April 7, 2022I don't like having to yell back "I-O"— Eddie Kinnaman (@ekinn3) April 6, 2022it’s ohio state not *the* ohio state— Andy Downing (@andydowning33) April 6, 2022The Ohio State-Michigan rivalry is incredibly tedious, especially the whole X-out the Ms thing— Andy Geronimo (@andy_geronimo) April 6, 2022Ohio food is great and haters are just the same joyless cramps that think only one kind of barbecue or pizza or chili should count as True™️, instead of leaving their tribal cave and embracing variety. https://t.co/yB1xzSnRN7— Crab Wells (@CrabOfDoom) April 7, 2022ohio is just north panhandle https://t.co/ISWUUOC77e— AL GORE SHOULDA NEVER GIVEN YOU BITCHES INTERNET (@water_booboo) April 7, 2022Ohio isn't part of the Midwest, it's the end of the Northeast. https://t.co/yLhBFXwcVs— Gennifer Harding-Gosnell (@GenniferwithaG_) April 7, 2022It’s soda 👀 https://t.co/EyjwgJS3TQ— Aimie Earle (@earlegirl4) April 7, 20221. cincinnati >>>>>>> columbus. sorry your city is full of real estate developers and statehouse freaks.2. appalachia is beautiful. see you at the serpent mound.3. skyline chili is good actually. https://t.co/vujN7o7OQn— rounding the corner with a pack of wild mets (@Iovelandfrog) April 7, 2022ohio is kinda nice and most of the people are good https://t.co/rZCoGfrTRa— DevonianStone (@devonianstone) April 7, 2022Jungle Jim’s is too much.— Kate Mock Elliott (@katemockelliott) April 7, 2022Can NE Ohio just become The Western Reserve, a separate state?Columbus is lifeless with no culture.Cincinnati, what’s with the southern accent? We’re in Ohio!!— Jason (@__watchyoursix) April 7, 2022Pierogies are disgusting.— bishop chui (@bishop_chui) April 6, 2022White Castle is disgusting— no things considered (@aka_dirtgirl) April 7, 2022Columbus is better than Cleveland #ComeAtMeBro https://t.co/wWHi0VecLK— Patrick Cooley (@PatrickACooley) April 7, 2022“The heart of it all” was a way better motto than the one we have now— Sara aka Weensie (@weensiethepooh) April 7, 2022Columbus is hipper than Cincinnati and Cleveland.— Yonxers (@Yonxers) April 7, 2022It’s criminal that skyline chili is more well known outside of Ohio than buckeye candies— Isaiah Walker (@walkeri141) April 6, 2022Michigan is objectively better than Ohio in most ways— Cody Weisbrodt (@WhitebreadSaid) April 6, 2022Photo: twitter.com/Tylerjoelb
