Cincinnati has plenty of weirdness that’s begging to become the most niche Halloween costumes ever. So we thought: What happens when you ask AI to take that weirdness — be it the look of a Cincinnati chili 3-Way or the “Hug Me, Jesus” statue — and plan it out as a Halloween costume? And, well, the results are just as funny, bizarre and somewhat horrifying as you would expect. From a flying pig with two heads to a Frisch’s Big Boy who’s giving off Slappy the Dummy vibes, keep scrolling to see what AI thinks your Cincinnati-themed Halloween costume should look like.

Costume Idea: A Flying Pig It’s like if Alien were filmed during the Flying Pig Marathon. Photo: starryai.com
Costume Idea: Cincinnati Chili 3-Way Just dump a can of chili on yourself, throw some spaghetti in your hair and you’ll be the winner of the costume contest for sure. Photo: starryai.com
Costume Idea: Frisch’s Big Boy He looks like he drowns his victims in tartar sauce. Photo: starryai.com
Costume Idea: A Roll of Goetta We honestly don’t know what’s going on here. Photo: starryai.com
Costume Idea: That Billboard of Blake Maislin in Boxing Gloves After Frank Sinatra here takes a swing at you, be sure to call 444-4444. Photo: starryai.com
Costume Idea: Cracker Bomb (Oyster Cracker and Hot Sauce) Couples Costume Only do this if you want to break up after Halloween. Photo: starryai.com
Costume Idea: Hug Me, Jesus Statue I mean…I would hug him. Photo: starryai.com
Costume Idea: The Capitoline Wolf Nobody’s stealing this statue. Photo: starryai.com
Costume Idea: Kroger Plastic Bag His costume just looks bad for the environment. Photo: starryai.com
Costume Idea: Florence Y’all Water Tower We think the AI generator was trying to write, “Welcome to Nightmares”? Photo: starryai.com
Costume Idea: Cincinnati Bengals Player AI took the whole Bengal-tiger-football-player thing too literally. Photo: starryai.com
Costume Idea: Loveland Frog The scuba gear is throwing us off a little, but we would be terrified to see this thing coming at us in the middle of the night. Photo: starryai.com
Costume Idea: Cincinnati Reds Player Surprisingly realistic and non-nightmare inducing. A for effort, AI. Photo: starryai.com