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Just in time for the holidays, you can own your own tourist attraction and iconic piece of Christmas movie history, right here in Ohio: The ENTIRE campus of A Christmas Story House & Museum is for sale.
If you’re a holiday movie buff, you can probably quote A Christmas Story forward and backward (“You’ll shoot your eye out! You’ll shoot your eye out!”). Now, you can own the Parkers’ house, located at 3159 W. 11th St. in Cleveland, with its FRA-GEE-LEE (must be Italian) leg lamp and where Ralphie decoded the secret message from little orphan Annie, Randy couldn’t put his arms down and the Bumpuses’ dogs ate the entire Christmas turkey.
The three-story house made famous by the movie was built in 1895 and bought on eBay in December 2004 for $150,000. After renovations, it was opened to the public for tours in 2006, and you can now rent it overnight.
The purchase of the house also comes with A Christmas Story Museum at 1103 Rowley Ave., right across the street. The museum features houses props, costumes and other artifacts and displays from the movie. There is also a separate gift shop next door.
Also part of the campus is the infamous Bumpus House, home to Ralphie’s dad’s mortal enemy and his hellhounds. Now, it’s available for overnight rentals. There are also empty lots that come with the property, which can be used for future expansions.
As a tourist attraction, A Christmas Story House & Museum has welcomed over a million visitors since it opened in 2006, and it’s one of the top-ranked attractions in Cleveland on TripAdvisor. It’s also the only filming location that allows fans to connect with their favorite movie, according to the listing.
The property’s asking price is not available, but you can reach out to Chad Whitmer with Hoff & Leigh for more information. Go ahead and buy it. WE TRIPLE DOG DARE YA!
Keep scrolling to see photos from this one-of-a-kind listing.
Exterior of the A Christmas Story house Photo: A Christmas Story House & MuseumParkers’ living room Photo: A Christmas Story House & MuseumParkers’ living room Photo: Tim Evanson/flickrParkers’ living room Photo: Tim Evanson/flickrParkers’ living room Photo: Tim Evanson/flickrSecret message from Little Orphan Annie Photo: Tim Evanson/flickrParkers’ bathroom Photo: Tim Evanson/flickrRalphie and Randy’s bedroom Photo: huffleigh.com“Official Red Ryder carbine action, 200-shot, range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time.” Photo: Tim Evanson/flickrRalphie and Randy’s bedroom Photo: Tim Evanson/flickrRalphie and Randy’s bedroom Photo: Tim Evanson/flickrParkers’ kitchen Photo: Tim Evanson/flickrParkers’ kitchen Photo: A Christmas Story House & MuseumParkers’ kitchen Photo: Tim Evanson/flickrParkers’ kitchen Photo: Tim Evanson/flickrParkers’ kitchen Photo: Tim Evanson/flickrParkers’ home Photo: Tim Evanson/flickrParkers’ home Photo: Tim Evanson/flickrDetached garage Photo: Tim Evanson/flickrDetached garage Photo: Tim Evanson/flickrDetached garage Photo: Tim Evanson/flickr“It was…it was…SOAP POISONING!” Photo: Tim Evanson/flickr“Official Red Ryder carbine action, 200-shot, range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time.” Photo: Tim Evanson/flickrRandy and Ralphie’s winter hats Photo: Tim Evanson/flickrOne of the bedrooms at the A Christmas Story house Photo: A Christmas Story House & MuseumKitchen at the A Christmas Story house Photo: A Christmas Story House & MuseumUpstairs living room at the A Christmas Story house Photo: A Christmas Story House & MuseumExterior of A Christmas Story House Photo: Tim Evanson/flickrOriginal photo from Ebay listing before Brian Jones purchased and renovated it Photo: A Christmas Story House & MuseumNext-door rentable Bumpus House Photo: A Christmas Story House & MuseumStolen Turkey Suite unit’s living room at the Bumpus House Photo: A Christmas Story House & MuseumHound Dog Haven unit’s living room at the Bumpus House Photo: A Christmas Story House & MuseumHound Dog Haven unit’s living room at the Bumpus House Photo: A Christmas Story House & MuseumStolen Turkey Suite unit’s kitchenette at the Bumpus House Photo: A Christmas Story House & MuseumHound Dog Haven unit’s kitchen at the Bumpus House Photo: A Christmas Story House & MuseumHound Dog Haven unit’s dining room/kitchen at the Bumpus House Photo: A Christmas Story House & MuseumStolen Turkey Suite unit’s dining room at the Bumpus House Photo: A Christmas Story House & MuseumStolen Turkey Suite unit’s bedroom at the Bumpus House Photo: A Christmas Story House & MuseumStolen Turkey Suite unit’s other bedroom at the Bumpus House Photo: A Christmas Story House & MuseumWindow from Bumpus House overlooking A Christmas Story house. A Christmas Story House & MuseumHound Dog Haven unit’s bathroom at the Bumpus House Photo: A Christmas Story House & MuseumA Christmas Story House & Museum gift shop Photo: huffleigh.comA Christmas Story House & Museum gift shop Photo: huffleigh.comA Christmas Story House Photo: huffleigh.comA Christmas Story House & Museum aerial shots Photo: A Christmas Story House & Museum/Facebook.comA Christmas Story House & Museum aerial shots Photo: A Christmas Story House & Museum/Facebook.comA Christmas Story House & Museum aerial shots Photo: A Christmas Story House & Museum/Facebook.comA Christmas Story House & Museum aerial shots Photo: A Christmas Story House & Museum/Facebook.comA Christmas Story House & Museum shed Photo: Tim Evanson/flickrA Christmas Story House & Museum entire property Photo: huffleigh.com
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