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If your 2023 bingo card did not include a second Michigan-Ohio war, you’re not alone.
A billboard in downtown Detroit promoting travel to Ohio with the old-new-old slogan “Ohio: The heart of it all” went viral over the weekend, leaving Michiganders threatening to take Toledo back and Ohioans defensive. If they want to throw a fit, fine, they can take it back. We don’t want it, anyway.
Here are some of the funniest jokes cracked over the weekend — and if you’re a Michigander reading this, you can take Toledo.
⚠️ Here’s the audio of Bob Huggins calling Xavier fans “Catholic f—s” during an appearance on Bill Cunningham’s WLW radio show in Cincinnati pic.twitter.com/JTftGx9rQE— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) May 8, 2023 Video: tiktok.com/@laurenjnicoleSoon the entire world will be OHIO.Ohio Vs the The World. https://t.co/P1QpwXWCvd pic.twitter.com/zhH38U1WbQ— Cincy Browncoat – You can't take the sky from me (@cincy_browncoat) May 20, 2023 Video: tiktok.com/@kaitskravingsTake. Back. Toledo. https://t.co/xWB5sjGngb— Max Winnick (@WinnickMax) May 20, 2023 Video: tiktok.com/@kennfyI’m just happy that this is probably the most photogenic picture of Detroit— Brandon Peign (@PurplePeign) May 19, 2023 Video: YouTube.comNever forget when Dr. Evil and his son Scott were reunited by Jerry Springerpic.twitter.com/bbfCysCXJd— Lights, Camera, Barstool (@LightsCameraPod) April 27, 2023 Video: tiktok.com/@gachelraedeWayans Bros. on The Jerry Springer Show (1998) pic.twitter.com/lzTSTJ5bUZ— AfterSchool (@AfterSchool90) April 27, 2023WHAT DO U MEAN JERRY SPRINGER DEAD??? pic.twitter.com/lcGZpceDMw— jae ୨୧ (@yerisour) April 27, 2023RIP jerry springer … the show was so random but funny asf 😭 pic.twitter.com/Hyf0ScBYfF— Qura (@Qurandale) April 27, 2023NEW: I spoke with former TPD chief @ChiefDuganRet about Tampa's worst mural, and why he says it "looks like a first grader's art project," and should be removed. https://t.co/uUBdxYWzF9— Colin Wolf (@WolfColin) April 19, 2022damn y’all let’s pour one out for my man’s jerry springer pic.twitter.com/8t2Q31KHCM— dtbjustchattin (@dtbtinkk) April 27, 2023damn y’all let’s pour one out for my man’s jerry springer pic.twitter.com/8t2Q31KHCM— dtbjustchattin (@dtbtinkk) April 27, 2023RIP to Jerry Springer never forget this iconic moment from the show pic.twitter.com/oczcwCTsEq— Majin (@UPWESTZOOTED) April 27, 2023Michigan: that’s it, we are taking back ToledoOhio: Promise?— marhooga (@marhooga) May 19, 2023RIP Jerry Springer. He held kids down a lot of suspended days home from school. A lot of days on punishment when mom took the game out the room. pic.twitter.com/KMguJNkKBo— Nerd Nash (@NerdAtCoolTable) April 27, 2023Toledo is already basically Michigan anyways— Mandi (@hey_itsmandi) May 19, 2023Waste of $$$ MI has legal weed— Phil Alge (@PhilAlge) May 19, 2023Cincinnati just able to sit back and watch this one play out.— Bearcats Mood (@BearcatsMood) May 19, 2023As if I don't hear Buzz Lightyear pimping That State Up North anytime I'm watching TV. It's tourism advertising. They need to chill— John Wallencheck (@johnwallencheck) May 19, 2023Blatant vandalism— Tacos For All (@StephenDFletch) May 20, 2023Blatant vandalism— Tacos For All (@StephenDFletch) May 20, 2023Didn’t have an Ohio-Michigan beef on the bingo card today https://t.co/M49GStej7F— Crack sandwich (@Cracksandwich2) May 20, 2023Tim Ryan seen driving away after the debate with JD Vance a couple nights ago. pic.twitter.com/YOXiT6lmF0— Dan (@Dancthoms) October 11, 2022Nah fr this is right by my job and I was super confused lmao https://t.co/u7Mj5c80CP— Josh (@JoshHelaku) May 19, 2023If I ever get rich i will pay for this to stay forever https://t.co/VwkYM0AKnH— Yason (@clarkyboyj) May 19, 2023https://t.co/0NdgZqPsg2 pic.twitter.com/af5VlPsLuV— Ben Snyder (@BSnyder937) May 19, 2023How many times have I had to hear Tim Allen extol the virtues of their green spaces on my TV? Be damn grateful it's just a billboard and not a catchy jingle performed by The Black Keys. https://t.co/VqqA4PO7Ko— Chris Raiden (@ChrisRaiden) May 19, 2023They all act like we didn’t just listen to Tim Allen voice those Pure Michigan commercials for the last decade https://t.co/iVrB3SN5H3— JRG (@JoeTheWheelman) May 19, 2023They mad but then they will be driving here this summer for Cedar Point. https://t.co/38cvUApmgh— Sarah 🌻 (@mainstreetnorth) May 19, 2023A billboard in Detroit promoting travel to Ohio. Twitter, @Reflog_18
