The security guards at Park Plaza Mall are fed up with shoplifters. Really fed up. So fed up, in fact, that they’ve decided to sic military-grade robots on a group of mullet-donning, cig-tokin’, acid jeans-wearing punk-ass teens who’ve decided to camp out at the mall after hours to get rowdy. Now it’s up to them to escape the wrath of the Park Plaza killbots. Sound like a cinematographic masterpiece? We didn’t think so. But that’s the fun of it — Bombs Away! Comedy presents Chopping Mall as the first installment of in its series of bad movie screenings, Cinema Toast Crunch. Relish in the raunch and hear commentary from local comedians, including Alex Stone, Mack Harden and Vincent Holiday. Geoff Tate will also perform a stand-up set. The event is free, but attendees are highly encouraged to bring a canned good donation to benefit the Madisonville Education and Assistance Center. 8 p.m. Mayday Northside, 4227 Spring Grove Ave.
This article appears in Mar 28 – Apr 3, 2012.