Syllabic weather forecast adapted from the National Weather Service.
Severe weather will be possible today in an unstable weather pattern ahead of Tropical Depression Laura. Better chance for severe thunderstorms will be over northern locations this afternoon and evening. Damaging winds are the main threat, along with locally heavy rainfall. pic.twitter.com/t288fD6EYr
— NWS Wilmington OH (@NWSILN) August 28, 2020
FRIDAY, Aug. 28
Thunder could happen.
Chance of precipitation
Is 50%.
Night: Showers may drip-drop.
The low is 72;
Down from 86.
SATURDAY, Aug. 29
Chance of rain is low.
The high is near 85.
Look for light west wind.
Night: It will be cloudy
Partly, with a pleasantly
60 degree low.
SUNDAY, Aug. 30
Today there is sun.
The high will be near 80.
Please wear your sunscreen.
Night: The evening will be
very pleasant and cloudy
The low is 61.
This is just to say
I will continue
to write
informational
weather haikus
and which
you will probably
continue
to ignore
Forgive me
they are hilarious
so small
and so true
This article appears in The Burger Issue 2020.