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We love Cincinnati… most of the time (well some of the time). But there are definitely moments when the Queen City isn’t at its best. Whether it’s sitting in traffic, waiting in line for a bar in the freezing cold, trying to pee during Oktoberfest or dealing with a Bengals loss, there are some times when our city is truly miserable.
IKEA on a Saturday.
A lot of family fights happening. Photo: Google MapsAll of I-75 until you’re out of the city.
Has there ever not been traffic on this interstate? Photo: twitter.com/ODOT_CincinnatiGoing to the Zoo and not getting to see Fritz or Fiona.
We need the cuteness!! Photo: instagram.com/cincinnatizooAll of the city when the Bengals lose.
Joe Burrow isn’t the only sad boy in town. Photo: Facebook.com/CincyShirtsThe Kenwood Mall the day before Christmas
A lot of husbands panic buying gifts for their wives. Photo: Google MapsAnywhere near the University of Cincinnati on college move-in/out day.
Lots of IKEA furniture being moved. Photo: facebook.com/uofcincinnatiThe Banks on a weekend if you’re not a sports fan.
Wait, which shirt color are we rooting for? Photo: facebook.com/TheBanksCincyThe Whole Food parking lot in Rookwood
Who decided it would be a good idea to put a Whole Foods in the middle of a busy shopping plaza?? Photo: Google MapsGoodfellas Pizzeria
1211 Main St., Over-the-Rhine; 6099 Montgomery Road, Pleasant Ridge; 603 Main St., Covingvton
Goodfellas Pizzeria features New York-style pizza in a 1920s-inspired setting. The wait in a literal line to try their popular pizza can be long, especially on the weekends, but it’s worth it. Alongside their giant slices and pies, other menu items include calzones, salads and their signature meatball sub. For an extra dose of carbs, grab a breadstick the size of your arm. Plus a side of their housemade ranch dressing. Photo: Hailey BollingerRiding a bike in Cincinnati
Drivers and pedestrians hate you. Photo: Provided by Red BikeYour real estate agent’s office when you’re trying to buy a house. Photo: Nik Shuliahin, UnsplashDriving on any of the many hills in the city on a snowy day.
You’re basically just slip and sliding. Photo: Hailey BollingerODOT and KYTC said the builder’s contract requires a “progressive design build” for the Brent Spence Bridge Corridor Project. Photo: facebook.com/BrentSpenceInfoOver-the-Rhine on a busy weekend.
It’s not miserable if you love waiting in line for bars. Photo: twitter.com/OTRCINCY4. First Watch
Multiple locations including 104 E. 7th St., Downtown; 6292 Madison Road, Rookwood
This “daytime café” offers breakfast, brunch and lunch items that range from healthy to hearty. The national chain has a little something for everyone, ranging from traditional breakfast options to creative spins on classics. Plus a juice bar with daily fresh-pressed juices.
Photo: Hailey Bollinger Photo: Hailey BollingerKings Island on a really hot day.
The lines for water are endless. Photo: Paige DeglowSitting in traffic after Riverfest.
It never ends! Photo: facebook.com/purplepeoplebridgeWaiting for the bathroom during Oktoberfest.
Might as well pee your pants. Photo: Provided by OktoberfestPhoto: Stephanie ScarbroughWinter is coming. Photo: Susanne Nilsson, Flickr Creative Commons