This Week in Questionable Decisions…
- Adult film star Stormy Daniels — who made headlines last week when it was reported that Trump’s lawyer paid her $130,000 in hush money — claimed she slept with Trump in 2006 while he was already married to Melania. And says he compared her to his daughter. Come on, Stormy. Him?
- Certified babe January Jones might be dating perpetual Bachelor bachelor Nick Viall. Come on, Jan. Him?
- A YouTuber (barf) spent 15 consecutive days saying the title of Lil Pump’s hit “Gucci Gang” over and over 1 million times (but it was to raise money for a charity, so I guess he gets a pass).
- Rapper Offset came under fire for rapping the line “I cannot vibe with queers” in his verse on YFN Lucci’s new track “Boss Life” — another check in the homophobic tally for Hip Hop trio Migos.
- Nancy Pelosi will appear as a judge on the next season of RuPaul’s Drag Race.
- Trump tweeted a list of Fake News Awards winners… but the GOP.com link didn’t work for most.
- City crews in Philadelphia greased up light poles with Crisco to try and curb Eagles fans from climbing them, per tradition. After Philly’s win over the Vikings, some fans managed to scale the poles anyway.
- KFC UK (is that blasphemous?) is promoting gravy cocktail recipes, including the Gravy Mary, the Southern Twist and the Fingerlickin’ Sour. This just in: Trump has just ordered his first alcoholic beverage.
- The U.S. government shut down.
- Trump took credit for Saturday’s Women’s Marches.
- Mark Wahlberg, Josh Duhamel and WWE wrestler Roman Reigns were ratted out by a convicted ’roids dealer.
- Jennifer Lawrence garnered her first Razzie award — “Worst Actress” — for her role in the Darren Aronofsky’s controversial thriller, mother!
