Comedy: Dan St. Germain

It’s not a matter of figuring out where you’ve seen Dan St. Germain before, it’s more like where haven’t you seen him. He has appeared on Comedy Central, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Best Week Ever, John Oliver’s New York Stand-u

May 20, 2014 at 3:38 pm

It’s not a matter of figuring out where you’ve seen Dan St. Germain before, it’s more like where haven’t you seen him. He has appeared on Comedy Central, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Best Week Ever, John Oliver’s New York Stand-up Show, The Electric Company(!) and loads more. He’s currently developing a series for Fox. “I’m single but it’s been a little bit tough,” he told the audience on Conan last month. “My body is not a wonderland, it is a pet cemetery. I was hitting on this girl at Starbucks a couple weeks ago. I got her phone number and I go, ‘OK, great, got me a wife.’ ” Things quickly went downhill, though. “Ten minutes later she comes back into the Starbucks and asks for her phone number back. … I reach into my pocket to pull out her phone number and instead of pulling out her phone number, I pull out a loose condom! It flies out and hits her in the chest, which is the creepiest Hail Mary pass in history.”

Showtimes Thursday-Sunday. $8-$14. Go Bananas, 8410 Market Place Lane, Montgomery, 513-984-9288, gobananascomedy.com.